# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 358
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2025, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7144 "2025-06-01T04:56:36Z")
Look who’s talking. Man, you sound just like my ex-wife! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2025, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7145 "2025-06-01T10:31:23Z")
I am sorry, doctor. I cannot help you. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2025, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7146 "2025-06-01T19:02:04Z")
Captain, I’m getting ground to air transmission. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2025, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7147 "2025-06-02T00:45:27Z")
By the book, Lieutenant! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2025, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7148 "2025-06-02T16:07:10Z")
So now he wants to leave. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2025, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7149 "2025-06-02T16:19:22Z")
I know engineers. They _love_ to change things! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2025, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7150 "2025-06-03T18:43:17Z")
Our position reads exactly what it was before this sleigh ride began, sir. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2025, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7151 "2025-06-06T18:26:01Z")
Young. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2025, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7152 "2025-06-07T03:13:05Z")
I thought you said you might like him if he mellowed a little. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2025, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7153 "2025-06-07T15:06:36Z")
``` Remember when you said... you thought we were ghosts? In a way... you were right. ``` ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2025, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7154 "2025-06-07T15:37:25Z")
You poor fools. Your own creation destroyed you. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2025, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7155 "2025-06-07T22:42:51Z")
You can’t protect someone who’s trying to destroy you! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2025, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7156 "2025-06-08T04:05:29Z")
Here it comes. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2025, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7157 "2025-06-08T13:43:06Z")
A new age was born. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2025, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7158 "2025-06-11T23:15:47Z")
“It’s possible they don’t know we’re here.” (Explosion) “They know we’re here.” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2025, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7159 "2025-06-12T02:37:29Z")
“Reality is probably somewhere in between us.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2025, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7160 "2025-06-12T03:17:09Z")
Who, me, Doctor? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2025, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7161 "2025-06-12T05:10:33Z")
_Con permiso, Capitan._ The hall is rented, the orchestra engaged. It’s now time to see if you can dance. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2025, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7162 "2025-06-12T13:53:26Z")
It isn’t every day a dinosaur falls on you. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2025, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7163 "2025-06-12T17:24:04Z")
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