# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 359
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2025, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7164 "2025-06-12T22:47:59Z")
Once occupied, I’ll add female features and some texturing; you no doubt want the mechanism to at least appear to be a woman… ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2025, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7165 "2025-06-13T15:33:46Z")
We have to abandon the shuttle. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2025, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7166 "2025-06-14T00:14:06Z")
We may risk it someday, Mr. Spock. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2025, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7167 "2025-06-14T02:54:04Z")
Hey look everybody! We’ve got Captain Clarity over here! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2025, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7168 "2025-06-14T13:52:09Z")
I’d like to make an appointment. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2025, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7169 "2025-06-14T21:05:31Z")
KIRA: Here we are. Landing pad A. BAREIL: (gasping) Open it. KIRA: I’ve got a better idea. Why don’t you hand over that disruptor? BAREIL: Oh, you’ve been so cooperative up to now. I’d hate to have to kill you. KIRA: You’re not going to kill me. BAREIL: Oh, you sure of that? KIRA: You’re not going to kill anyone. Not with that disruptor. Power cell’s cracked. BAREIL: How long have you known? KIRA: Since we left Ops. BAREIL: Then why did you come with me? KIRA: I needed the exercise. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2025, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7170 "2025-06-15T02:40:45Z")
One parsec, sir. Close enough to _smell_ them. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2025, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7171 "2025-06-15T02:42:59Z")
There was a young lady from Venus Whose body was shaped like a… ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2025, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7172 "2025-06-15T21:07:06Z")
Don’t make me laugh, Starfleet. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2025, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7173 "2025-06-16T04:40:01Z")
Every schoolkid on Earth had to learn about the famous Vulcan expeditions. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2025, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7174 "2025-06-16T15:49:00Z")
Access denied. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2025, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7175 "2025-06-16T17:20:45Z")
Consider it a quarantined planet and a forbidden subject. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2025, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7176 "2025-06-19T13:15:34Z")
He’s over one hundred years old. He’s not a kid. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2025, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7177 "2025-06-19T13:59:50Z")
Consorting with lower-ranked females, captain? Especially ones in penalty boxes? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2025, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7178 "2025-06-19T19:54:16Z")
Impressive. They can make planets. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2025, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7179 "2025-06-20T17:06:59Z")
Brace for impact! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2025, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7180 "2025-06-21T02:00:56Z")
“I believe Counselor Troi is the ranking officer.” "Counselor _Troi?!"_ “She holds the rank of lieutenant commander.” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2025, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7181 "2025-06-21T02:09:13Z")
“Commander, we have made some progress here; let’s not ruin that with unnecessary posturing.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2025, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7182 "2025-06-21T02:24:23Z")
To expect one to order poison in a bar is not logical. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2025, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7183 "2025-06-21T15:29:20Z")
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