# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 36
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2014, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/702 "2014-11-05T17:05:06Z")
I put upon my head The Teacher! ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2014, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/703 "2014-11-05T17:11:48Z")
“Saturn rings around my head down a road that’s Martian red!” ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2014, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/704 "2014-11-05T17:15:04Z")
“I’m Tweedle-Dum, he’s Tweedle-Dee!” ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2014, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/705 "2014-11-05T20:42:44Z")
The creature within me is gone. I am free of it and the pain. And I’m also quite blind. An equitable trade, Doctor. Thank you. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2014, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/706 "2014-11-06T16:50:09Z")
Don’t call me Tiny. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2014, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/707 "2014-11-06T17:20:56Z")
You’ve got a foolie, but I can’t play. I don’t know the rules. ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2014, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/708 "2014-11-06T17:27:25Z")
SPOCK: Frankly, I was rather dismayed by your use of the term half-breed, Captain. You must admit it is an unsophisticated expression. KIRK: I’ll remember that Mister Spock, the next time I find myself in a similar situation. 😃 Steady as we go, helm. ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2014, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/709 "2014-11-06T17:32:52Z")
> [@terentii](#): > > He’s a sorcerer, that one. He reads the thoughts in my brain. KIRK: Back to his old course. SPOCK: He may think we’re destroyed, Captain. KIRK: _ **I wouldn’t make that assumption. I don’t think their Captain will either** _. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2014, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/710 "2014-11-06T21:32:40Z")
Sorry - neither. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2014, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/711 "2014-11-07T02:27:04Z")
You aren’t very persistent, Mister Sulu. The game has rules. You’re ignoring them. I protest and you come back. You didn’t come back. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2014, 8:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/712 "2014-11-07T08:31:50Z")
Now you’re talking, Uhura! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2014, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/713 "2014-11-07T16:16:24Z")
I mean, Doctor, that we are faced with a staggering contradiction. ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2014, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/714 "2014-11-08T18:44:57Z")
FELLINI: All right, Kirk. Maybe this will make you laugh. Sabotage, espionage, unauthorized entry, burglary. How are those for starters? And I can think up lots more if you don’t start talking. KIRK: All right, Colonel. The truth is, I’m a little green man from Alpha Centauri. A beautiful place. You ought to see it. FELLINI: I am going to lock you up for two hundred years. KIRK: (ponders a moment) … That ought to be just about right. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2014, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/715 "2014-11-08T21:06:25Z")
The top of what? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2014, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/716 "2014-11-09T02:24:16Z")
And then you howled in rage, and said ‘Look at her. Look upon death, and always remember.’ And I always have. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2014, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/717 "2014-11-09T02:27:25Z")
You! What planet is this? ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2014, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/718 "2014-11-09T03:42:04Z")
“I think Mr. Reed is old enough to make his own decisions.” ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2014, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/719 "2014-11-09T16:59:56Z")
Look, fella, you take a sip too much of that old wood alky… ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2014, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/720 "2014-11-09T17:08:19Z")
**It’s GREEN!** ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2014, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/721 "2014-11-09T17:11:33Z")
“How can that _be_, Captain?” Asked of Kirk in every other episode, as if he had an answer to every instance of craziness in the universe. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=35) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=37)