# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 361
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2025, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7204 "2025-07-05T15:01:19Z")
Somehow, somewhere, you are going to make a great difference. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2025, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7205 "2025-07-07T08:13:15Z")
_Felis catus_ is your taxonomic nomenclature An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2025, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7206 "2025-07-07T15:04:31Z")
Make him change his plea. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2025, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7207 "2025-07-07T18:09:21Z")
I will _feed_ him. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2025, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7208 "2025-07-10T18:00:37Z")
How can I be sure? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2025, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7209 "2025-07-13T16:45:13Z")
It’s not you. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2025, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7210 "2025-07-14T01:14:03Z")
“You are fully functional, aren’t you, Data?” “Of course, but…” “_How_ fully?” “In every way, of course. I have been programmed in multiple techniques.” “You jewel! That’s exactly what I hoped.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2025, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7211 "2025-07-14T02:21:46Z")
Whew, nasty! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2025, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7212 "2025-07-14T02:28:10Z")
“Bradward! I’m soaked in juice, and I need help getting naked!” “Just spray off with the hose, Lianne!” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2025, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7213 "2025-07-14T15:17:15Z")
This flower is a rare hybrid. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2025, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7214 "2025-07-15T04:27:24Z")
What’s your name and tell me you love jazz. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2025, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7215 "2025-07-16T13:45:32Z")
Only because I have a bow. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2025, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7216 "2025-07-19T02:20:29Z")
My name is Minuet and I love all jazz, except Dixieland. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2025, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7217 "2025-07-19T03:10:13Z")
Then the reputation means nothing. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2025, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7218 "2025-07-19T15:28:27Z")
You have given me back my house and my family name. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2025, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7219 "2025-07-20T03:43:05Z")
Oh, what a fool I’ve been, to come looking for courage in the lair of cowards! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2025, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7220 "2025-07-20T18:22:17Z")
That’s a risk I have to take. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2025, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7221 "2025-07-21T05:50:51Z")
🎶 Ortegas is at the helm The pilot seat is my realm We’re in a field, surrounded still Flight systems steady Impulse engines ready 🎶 ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2025, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7222 "2025-07-22T04:35:22Z")
I have been and always shall be your friend. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2025, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7223 "2025-07-23T02:58:01Z")
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