# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 362
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2025, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7224 "2025-07-23T13:21:44Z")
But the headache’s gone. ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2025, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7225 "2025-07-24T04:22:25Z")
Logic, logic, I’m sick to death of logic! Do you want to know what I think of your logic? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2025, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7226 "2025-07-24T15:40:57Z")
Is that your crew? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2025, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7227 "2025-07-25T19:58:39Z")
A concussive charge would blow out the security fields. We could go in with phasers on wide beam, stun everybody. Sort it out later. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2025, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7228 "2025-07-26T03:27:00Z")
Engage the core. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2025, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7229 "2025-07-26T13:28:10Z")
You can’t handle a haymaker. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2025, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7230 "2025-07-26T13:37:10Z")
Duck…Feint…Clinch… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2025, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7231 "2025-07-26T22:03:35Z")
In a pig’s eye! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2025, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7232 "2025-07-27T14:30:00Z")
I am functioning within normal… I am fine, thank you. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2025, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7233 "2025-07-27T19:58:16Z")
Duty! Honor! Service! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2025, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7234 "2025-07-28T02:27:29Z")
Perhaps another time. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2025, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7235 "2025-07-28T15:22:10Z")
Respond! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2025, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7236 "2025-07-28T21:46:58Z")
How does this sound?: _The Weird Planet Where Time Moved Very Fast and So Did the People Who Lived There,_ by Naomi Wildman. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2025, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7237 "2025-07-29T17:10:43Z")
Captain, it corrected itself. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2025, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7238 "2025-08-01T00:07:23Z")
You guys look… _very_ realistic. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2025, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7239 "2025-08-01T13:14:45Z")
You cannot forfeit! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2025, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7240 "2025-08-02T03:02:14Z")
_Au fond c’est vrai, nous sommes tous Parisiens._ (Deep down, it is true: we are all Parisians) ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2025, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7241 "2025-08-02T03:12:32Z")
Mister Spock reporting: incredible as it seems, Doctor McCoy and I are once again prisoners of the chief criminal boss of a society patterned after Old Earth gangsters. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2025, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7242 "2025-08-02T14:52:53Z")
Dubious moral compass. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2025, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7243 "2025-08-03T02:29:31Z")
🎵 The intermix chamber and containment fields are stable I’ll get to the warp core and assess its state when I’m able Apologies, the most confounding thing, I appear to be singing Most unusual, so peculiar 🎶 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=361) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=363)