# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 363
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2025, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7244 "2025-08-03T04:31:12Z")
I would prefer not be a bunny, either. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2025, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7245 "2025-08-04T13:46:10Z")
We’ve never been there. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2025, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7246 "2025-08-04T23:11:08Z")
“Since when did _you_ believe in the Prophets?” “What I believe in is faith. Without it, there can be no victory. If the captain’s faith is strong, he will prevail.” “It’s not much to bet his life on.” “You’re wrong. It’s everything.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2025, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7247 "2025-08-05T02:29:50Z")
Humans do have an amazing capacity for believing what they choose and excluding that which is painful. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2025, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7248 "2025-08-05T02:55:17Z")
It’s a man’s game — but, of course, it’s probably a little beyond you. ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2025, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7249 "2025-08-05T05:29:48Z")
From Picard Merde. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2025, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7250 "2025-08-05T14:05:04Z")
You’re rude. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2025, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7251 "2025-08-05T15:20:04Z")
WINN: I was wrong, I know that now. Only someone touched by the Prophets could have found B’hala. KIRA: Does that mean you’re not going to try to block Bajor’s admittance into the Federation? WINN: I’m going to follow the path the Emissary has laid out for us. KIRA: I must admit I’m surprised to hear that. It takes a lot of courage to admit you’re wrong. WINN: And you think I lack courage? KIRA: I didn’t say that. WINN: But it is what you think. Those of you who were in the Resistance, you’re all the same. You think you’re the only ones who fought the Cardassians, that you saved Bajor singlehandedly. Perhaps you forget, Major, the Cardassians arrested any Bajoran they found teaching the word of the Prophets. I was in a Cardassian prison camp for five years and I can remember each and every beating I suffered. And while you had your weapons to protect you, all I had was my faith and my courage. Walk with the Prophets, child. I know I will. ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2025, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7252 "2025-08-06T01:00:04Z")
I just want to say I finished, two nights ago, watching DS9 and Winn was never more awful awful, turns out she was never a believer, a total and evil hypocritel ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2025, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7253 "2025-08-06T14:07:06Z")
Remember when you said…you thought we were ghosts? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2025, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7254 "2025-08-07T02:27:17Z")
“We’re all with you, sir. But consider this. We are free. We have a ship, and the means to go where we will. You have proved your superior intellect and defeated the plans of James Kirk. You do not need to defeat him again.” “He tasks me. He tasks me, and I shall have him! I’ll chase him round the moons of Nibia, and round the Antares Maelstrom, and round Perdition’s flames before I give him up.” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2025, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7255 "2025-08-07T14:39:29Z")
Y’all have fun with that. I’m staying right here and relaxing. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2025, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7256 "2025-08-08T02:53:22Z")
THIS gives me the right! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2025, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7257 "2025-08-08T03:00:25Z")
No. If this is a real phaser, then I was on the Enterprise — but I fired it on myself, so I should be dead. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2025, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7258 "2025-08-08T03:08:35Z")
The best diplomat I know is a fully-charged phaser bank. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2025, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7259 "2025-08-08T13:51:30Z")
Killers! Assassins! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2025, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7260 "2025-08-08T20:14:35Z")
Help, help! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2025, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7261 "2025-08-08T20:41:02Z")
Oh, I thought sure you’d know Thelin by now, Jim. He’s been your First Officer for five years. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2025, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7262 "2025-08-09T00:55:35Z")
“Clearly, your father was a traitor.” “No. He was just an idealistic old man. I never saw him again.” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2025, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7263 "2025-08-09T15:14:02Z")
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