# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 364
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2025, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7264 "2025-08-09T15:23:45Z")
Oh, the redoubtable Commander Riker! And Micro Brain! Growl for me; show me you still care. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2025, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7265 "2025-08-10T02:58:40Z")
Is that an offer or a joke? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2025, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7266 "2025-08-10T16:09:58Z")
We’re ready. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2025, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7267 "2025-08-11T02:23:13Z")
They’ll throw away the key! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2025, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7268 "2025-08-11T05:36:26Z")
Haaaaaarcourt Fenton Mudd! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2025, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7269 "2025-08-11T13:06:40Z")
We already know that T’lyn can throw down. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2025, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7270 "2025-08-14T14:49:31Z")
Enterprise…I’ll never get tired of saying that name. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2025, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7271 "2025-08-17T02:36:55Z")
I speak of rights. A machine has none. A man must! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2025, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7272 "2025-08-17T18:19:08Z")
Teresa of old age. Rios slightly younger, in a Moroccan bar fight, over medical supplies. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2025, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7273 "2025-08-18T03:04:05Z")
What’s wrong, Commander? You having second thoughts about betraying your comrades? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2025, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7274 "2025-08-18T12:26:02Z")
_I never betrayed you!_ At least, not in my _heart!_ Why do you think I came here? I came here because I thought the Romulans were trying to kill you. I came here… to save _you._ ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2025, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7275 "2025-08-18T14:20:58Z")
Try and cross brains with Spock, he’ll cut you to pieces every time. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2025, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7276 "2025-08-19T06:02:00Z")
Is the parking brake on? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2025, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7277 "2025-08-19T19:19:40Z")
Not the best way to meet your new captain. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2025, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7278 "2025-08-20T03:38:11Z")
Asking favors of the Vulcans usually ends up carrying too high a price. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2025, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7279 "2025-08-20T13:58:21Z")
Are you serious? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2025, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7280 "2025-08-22T10:44:46Z")
I am for you, Alrik of Valt. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2025, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7281 "2025-08-22T12:21:15Z")
The hull of the shuttle is made of titanium alloy. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2025, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7282 "2025-08-23T00:30:29Z")
So that’s the way we do it now – sweep this whole thing under the rug and me along with it! Not on your life. I intend to fight. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2025, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7283 "2025-08-23T01:03:53Z")
WORF: Sir, if a man were not afraid of the truth, he would answer. PICARD: Oh, no. We cannot allow ourselves think that. The Seventh Guarantee is one of the most important rights granted by the Federation. We cannot take a fundamental principle of the Constitution and turn it against a citizen. WORF: Sir, the Federation does have enemies. We must seek them out. PICARD: Oh, yes. That’s how it starts. But the road from legitimate suspicion to rampant paranoia is very much shorter than we think. Something is wrong here, Mister Worf. I don’t like what we have become. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=363) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=365)