# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 365
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2025, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7284 "2025-08-23T01:31:39Z")
You obtuse piece of flotsam. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2025, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7285 "2025-08-23T02:11:58Z")
“Sir, our shields are dropping!” “Raise them!” “I can’t!” “Where’s the override? The override?!” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2025, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7286 "2025-08-23T02:30:45Z")
It will be interesting to see if his brain matches his body. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2025, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7287 "2025-08-23T02:38:18Z")
“You will tell me the secret of the Genesis torpedo.” “I have no knowledge.” “Then I hope pain’s something you enjoy.” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2025, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7288 "2025-08-23T02:50:20Z")
“A pity you wasted your life on command, Jim; you’d have made a fair psychologist.” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2025, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7289 "2025-08-23T12:54:06Z")
Do you have a mirror? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2025, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7290 "2025-08-23T13:06:25Z")
My ancestry is French, yes. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2025, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7291 "2025-08-24T01:18:48Z")
Dr. McCoy said you were here. I should have felt it in the air, like static electricity. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2025, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7292 "2025-08-24T01:26:23Z")
You know, it’s a good thing you’re an engineer. With tact like that, you’d make a lousy psychiatrist. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2025, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7293 "2025-08-24T01:33:17Z")
And the same to you, Miss Lincoln. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2025, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7294 "2025-08-24T13:02:14Z")
It is more aptly described as a pocket in the garment of time. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2025, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7295 "2025-08-24T15:19:11Z")
Yes. That’s why it gets larger in the past. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2025, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7296 "2025-08-24T17:27:50Z")
“I have never before met a Vulcan, sir.” “Nor I a work of art, madam.” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2025, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7297 "2025-08-24T17:42:59Z")
I had to get everyone’s attention. It was the quickest way. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2025, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7298 "2025-08-25T01:35:41Z")
You be careful with that thing. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2025, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7299 "2025-08-25T02:57:53Z")
It’s not real booze. You’re in a holosuite, remember? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2025, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7300 "2025-08-25T12:38:49Z")
You want me to pilot the shuttle. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2025, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7301 "2025-08-26T03:11:26Z")
You want to hurt us. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2025, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7302 "2025-08-26T03:12:14Z")
He was more than a hero. He was a union man! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2025, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7303 "2025-08-26T03:13:15Z")
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