# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 366
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2025, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7304 "2025-08-26T03:25:52Z")
The best I can tell [with the troubles] is that they’re born pregnant. Which seems to be quite a time-saver! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2025, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7305 "2025-08-26T15:34:28Z")
Helm, take evasive action. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2025, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7306 "2025-08-27T13:36:26Z")
> [@ekedolphin](#): > > The best I can tell [with the troubles] is that they’re born pregnant. Which seems to be quite a time-saver! Damn autocorrect. That, of course, was meant to say “tribbles”. In play: I brought something back from Risa… better than chocolate. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2025, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7307 "2025-08-27T17:22:36Z")
Our captain needs a vacation. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2025, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7308 "2025-08-28T14:46:39Z")
So, we begin. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2025, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7309 "2025-08-29T03:40:01Z")
Sela: “I rather enjoy writing. I don’t get to do a lot of it in this job.” Data: “Perhaps you would be happier in _another_ job.” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2025, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7310 "2025-08-29T14:10:24Z")
A meager price to pay to get you on the throne. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2025, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7311 "2025-08-30T02:39:53Z")
Capt. Picard: “We are doing everything in our power to control [the Maquis].” Gul Evek: “The fact that my ship was attacked suggests your efforts have met with limited success.” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2025, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7312 "2025-08-30T15:44:39Z")
I will consider that advice. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2025, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7313 "2025-08-30T18:12:11Z")
🎵 The Minstrel-boy to the war is gone, In the ranks of death you’ll find him; His father’s sword he has girded on, And his wild harp slung behind him— “Land of song!” said the warrior-bard, “Though all the world betrays thee, One sword, at least, thy rights shall guard, One faithful harp shall praise thee!” 🎵 ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2025, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7314 "2025-08-31T02:15:47Z")
Perhaps another time. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2025, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7315 "2025-08-31T13:36:49Z")
The question isn’t what you are, it’s who you are. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2025, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7316 "2025-09-01T02:41:32Z")
This goo is you! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2025, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7317 "2025-09-01T15:06:12Z")
First love is always the sweetest, isn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2025, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7318 "2025-09-01T21:11:57Z")
Tea, Earl Grey, hot. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2025, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7319 "2025-09-01T21:17:04Z")
Milk. Warm. A dash of nutmeg. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2025, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7320 "2025-09-02T05:29:27Z")
Welcome, commander. Please enter. The Prophets await you. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2025, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7321 "2025-09-02T18:45:58Z")
My edge is still not off. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2025, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7322 "2025-09-03T04:05:43Z")
Romulan Commander: “Will you join me for dinner?” Spock: “I am honored, Commander. Are the guards also invited?” ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2025, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7323 "2025-09-03T04:14:03Z")
TORETH:Major. Welcome to our table. TROI (disguised as a Romulan): Commander. TORETH: I suggest you try the viinerine. It’s quite good. (Troi has no idea what viinerine is. But she takes a bowl and spoons some stuff out onto her plate) TORETH: I realise that it’s nothing compared to what you’re accustomed to on Romulus, but you could at least try the viinerine. TROI (covering): I’ve smelled better viinerine on prison ships. TORETH: No doubt. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=365) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=367)