# Random Star Trek Quotes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Tags:** star-trek-paramount\
**Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2025, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7324 "2025-09-03T18:46:33Z")

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What exactly does that mean?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2025, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7325 "2025-09-05T19:49:27Z")

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To absent friends.

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2025, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7326 "2025-09-06T00:56:45Z")

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On your _feet,_ lieutenant!

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2025, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7327 "2025-09-08T01:15:21Z")

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Leave any bigotry in your quarters. There’s no room for it on the Bridge.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2025, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7328 "2025-09-08T13:11:16Z")

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Same problem.

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2025, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7329 "2025-09-10T03:16:04Z")

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Take this message back to your leaders, Gul Macet: “We’ll be watching.”

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2025, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7330 "2025-09-10T03:28:19Z")

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It is unworthy of a Vulcan to resort to subterfuge.

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2025, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7331 "2025-09-10T04:17:13Z")

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NO! Belay that phaser order! Arm photon torpedoes!

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2025, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7332 "2025-09-10T15:46:43Z")

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Nothing stays the same forever.

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2025, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7333 "2025-09-10T18:15:53Z")

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“They are reducing speed.”

“Patch me in. This is Admiral Kirk. We tried it once your way, Khan, are you game for a rematch? Khan! I’m laughing at the superior intellect.”

“Full impulse power.”

“No, sir! You have _Genesis,_ you have all -”

“FULL POWER! DAMN YOU!”

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2025, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7334 "2025-09-11T13:53:44Z")

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It would appear someone is curious about us.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2025, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7335 "2025-09-11T20:14:17Z")

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To expect one to order poison in a bar is not logical.

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2025, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7336 "2025-09-11T21:35:19Z")

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“Mr. Worf. I am sorry if I have ended our friendship.”

“Sir, it is I who has jeopardized our friendship, not you. If you will overlook this incident, I would like to continue to consider you my friend.”

“I would like that as well.”

(I love this civilized disagreement.)

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2025, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7337 "2025-09-12T14:50:51Z")

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Captain…I’m getting something on the distress channel.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2025, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7338 "2025-09-12T15:41:40Z")

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I will _feed_ him.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2025, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7339 "2025-09-13T14:41:27Z")

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I can see you’re not ready to have this conversation yet.

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2025, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7340 "2025-09-13T14:52:35Z")

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Maybe we should just set a course, go to impulse, and see what happens.

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2025, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7341 "2025-09-13T16:14:30Z")

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Out there. Thataway.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2025, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7342 "2025-09-15T13:21:19Z")

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I have an idea.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2025, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7343 "2025-09-15T20:47:37Z")

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Guard, is that door secure?

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