# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 368
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2025, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7344 "2025-09-16T18:16:34Z")
Breathable-ish. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2025, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7345 "2025-09-17T16:20:53Z")
**THIS** is CETI ALPHA V! …Ceti Alpha VI exploded six months after we were left here. The shock shifted the orbit of this planet and everything was laid waste. _Admiral_ Kirk never bothered to check on our progress. It was only the fact of my genetically enhanced intellect that allowed us to survive. On Earth… two hundred years ago… I was a prince, with power over millions. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2025, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7346 "2025-09-17T18:09:16Z")
That’s enough, Ensign. You are relieved of duty. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2025, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7347 "2025-09-17T19:34:15Z")
Genesis allowed, is not! It’s planet forbidden! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2025, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7348 "2025-09-18T13:44:00Z")
Annoying. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2025, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7349 "2025-09-18T13:55:00Z")
How long are you going to sit sulking like Achilles in his tent? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2025, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7350 "2025-09-19T00:20:06Z")
Mr. Worf, I hereby promote you to the rank of lieutenant commander, with all the rights and privileges there to… and may God have mercy on your soul. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2025, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7351 "2025-09-19T13:38:17Z")
If we’ve got to have tribbles, it’s best if all our tribbles are little ones. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2025, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7352 "2025-09-21T04:15:56Z")
_This_ is where the law is. Not in that homogenized, pasteurized, synthesized – do you want to know the law? The ancient concepts in their own language? Learn the intent of the men who wrote them, from Moses to the Tribunal of Alpha III? _Books_. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2025, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7353 "2025-09-21T19:26:46Z")
Separation in twenty seconds. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2025, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7354 "2025-09-22T20:29:49Z")
Yes! Genesis! How can you be deaf with _ears_ like that!? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2025, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7355 "2025-09-23T17:49:43Z")
Is this our Borg? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2025, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7356 "2025-09-23T18:07:20Z")
Could I offer you a ride home, Dr. McCoy? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2025, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7357 "2025-09-24T11:21:45Z")
You’re the Captain. Can’t you order the storm to calm down a little? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2025, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7358 "2025-09-24T11:48:38Z")
If there’s nothing wrong with me, maybe there’s something wrong with the universe. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2025, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7359 "2025-09-25T13:27:21Z")
Initiate the force field. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2025, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7360 "2025-09-26T02:26:11Z")
He expects the impossible! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2025, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7361 "2025-10-01T19:00:10Z")
So you have a cold. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2025, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7362 "2025-10-02T21:16:24Z")
That’s the short definition of “Captain.” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2025, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7363 "2025-10-03T14:47:22Z")
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