# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 369
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2025, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7364 "2025-10-06T13:39:31Z")
I didn’t do anything wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2025, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7365 "2025-10-07T03:18:12Z")
Belay that phaser order! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2025, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7366 "2025-10-07T19:08:38Z")
Magnify this section and enhance. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2025, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7367 "2025-10-07T22:02:22Z")
You will find a way, Kirk. If you honor them both, you must. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2025, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7368 "2025-10-07T22:56:24Z")
You said history considers me dead. Who am I to argue with history? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2025, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7369 "2025-10-08T11:29:45Z")
Good luck. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2025, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7370 "2025-10-09T16:57:54Z")
Sounds like fun! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2025, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7371 "2025-10-10T13:43:18Z")
Avoid death, and cower. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2025, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7372 "2025-10-11T15:00:41Z")
Thank you, Mister Worf; I’ll probably regret this in the morning, but if it’s what you want, then by all means. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2025, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7373 "2025-10-12T13:28:41Z")
Probably true, but let’s do it by the book. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2025, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7374 "2025-10-12T13:45:59Z")
Maybe we could go to the door and ask the Jem’Hadar to let us in. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2025, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7375 "2025-10-12T14:43:18Z")
In a pig’s eye! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2025, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7376 "2025-10-12T20:01:59Z")
“What about Soran?” “If he’s still obsessed, he could be a very, very dangerous man.” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2025, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7377 "2025-10-13T13:53:16Z")
Digital data is more relevant. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2025, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7378 "2025-10-13T14:08:40Z")
How many more Datas are there? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2025, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7379 "2025-10-14T13:37:21Z")
If you will excuse me, Praetor, I have an appointment with the Tholian ambassador. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2025, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7380 "2025-10-15T02:20:33Z")
**Major, shut that thing off! Commander, prepare to launch torpedoes!** ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2025, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7381 "2025-10-15T03:00:58Z")
For a moment I thought I heard a threat implied. But that would be foolishness. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2025, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7382 "2025-10-15T03:41:52Z")
Have you not a shred of decency in you, Kirk? We come in peace, and you _blatantly_ defile that peace! And for that… I shall blow you out of the stars. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2025, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7383 "2025-10-15T19:39:33Z")
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