# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 37
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2014, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/722 "2014-11-09T17:14:17Z")
Have you ever seen a Starfleet officer naked? Do you like space gladiator movies? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2014, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/723 "2014-11-09T17:17:20Z")
(Let the de-railing begin 🙂 ) What’s the vector, Chekov? (Huh?) ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2014, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/724 "2014-11-09T17:29:11Z")
On Qo’noS, Klingon party finds YOU! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2014, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/725 "2014-11-09T17:57:11Z")
Spock (to Stonn re T’Pring): Now, take my consort, PLEASE! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2014, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/726 "2014-11-09T17:59:12Z")
Riker, on board his first klingon ship assignment with that one chick wanting him for bed play: “And I thought they smelled bad … on the outside!” ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2014, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/727 "2014-11-09T23:55:21Z")
“I don’t know what you are, but you’re not a woman.” ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2014, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/728 "2014-11-10T00:59:10Z")
If you let what is left of me perish, then all of you, my children, all of mankind must perish, too. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2014, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/729 "2014-11-10T01:48:10Z")
> [@AncientHumanoid](#): > > Have you ever seen a Starfleet officer naked? > > Do you like space gladiator movies? > [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#): > > (Let the de-railing begin 🙂 ) > > What’s the vector, Chekov? (Huh?) > [@AncientHumanoid](#): > > On Qo’noS, Klingon party finds YOU! Please stop. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2014, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/730 "2014-11-10T02:41:02Z")
This…unit…must…die. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2014, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/731 "2014-11-10T03:58:48Z")
How we deal with death is at least as important as how we deal with life, wouldn’t you say? ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2014, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/732 "2014-11-10T04:02:15Z")
“You didn’t call him ‘it.’” ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2014, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/733 "2014-11-10T05:15:09Z")
Androids don’t eat, Miss Chapel. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2014, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/734 "2014-11-10T15:13:05Z")
No. You cannot love. You’re not human. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2014, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/735 "2014-11-10T16:41:14Z")
When your logic doesn’t work, you raise your voice? You’ve been on Earth too long. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2014, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/736 "2014-11-10T19:07:00Z")
Coconut and vanilla…They’re both white. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2014, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/737 "2014-11-10T19:40:24Z")
Strange. Step by step, I have made the correct and logical decisions. And yet two men have died. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2014, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/738 "2014-11-10T23:03:03Z")
What made it thru didn’t live very long. Thankfully. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c67d28/32.png) [@The\_Tooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tooth)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2014, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/739 "2014-11-11T01:46:51Z")
Space is disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence. ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2014, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/740 "2014-11-11T02:30:12Z")
MCCOY: A little less analysis and more action. That’s what we need, Mister Spock. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2014, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/741 "2014-11-11T13:10:31Z")
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