# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 370
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2025, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7384 "2025-10-16T00:25:02Z")
If you feel that way for Tasha, why have you challenged her to a fight to the death? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2025, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7385 "2025-10-16T13:29:39Z")
I am going to lock you up for two hundred years. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2025, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7386 "2025-10-18T18:39:13Z")
You’re ignoring my greater rank and experience. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2025, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7387 "2025-10-18T20:09:04Z")
"I am Locutus of Borg. Resistance is futile. Your life, as it has been, is over. From this time forward, you will service… _us."_ “Mr. Worf… FIRE.” **TO BE CONTINUED** ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2025, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7388 "2025-10-18T20:40:59Z")
Worf was thrown into a state of quantum flux. He immediately shifted into other realities. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2025, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7389 "2025-10-19T04:05:55Z")
They’ll throw away the key! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2025, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7390 "2025-10-20T03:45:29Z")
“What happened? What?” “You won.” “They’ll kill me.” ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2025, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7391 "2025-10-20T14:30:51Z")
TAYA: And then the great Minra said to the evil changeling, ‘maybe you can turn into a mountain, or a ghergher beast, or a tornado, but those are big things and big things are easy. I bet you can’t turn into something small, like a loaf of greenbread.’ And so the changeling said ‘Yes I can.’ and he did, and do you know what happened? ODO: The great Minra gobbled him up. TAYA: How’d you know that? ODO: The changeling in your story wasn’t very smart. TAYA: Could you turn into a loaf of greenbread? ODO: I suppose I could. TAYA: Show me. ODO: And let you gobble me up? I don’t think so. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2025, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7392 "2025-10-20T15:48:08Z")
Search the temple! Parties of two. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2025, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7393 "2025-10-20T16:03:46Z")
What is this blasphemy? ---
**Author:** ![Saltire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saltire/32/553_2.png) [@Saltire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saltire)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2025, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7394 "2025-10-21T02:56:24Z")
He said, eat this or he’ll force it down the gullet of your corpse. No offense. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2025, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7395 "2025-10-22T18:41:56Z")
“The Captain did not anticipate the Enterprise would come under attack. If he had, would he have left the bridge to you?” “If he had, he wouldn’t have left the ship!” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2025, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7396 "2025-10-25T19:42:01Z")
It’s French. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2025, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7397 "2025-10-25T20:17:35Z")
All I have is a vague memory of reading somewhere about someone taking a shower in his or her clothing. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2025, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7398 "2025-10-25T20:34:50Z")
Data was available. I took him; we came. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2025, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7399 "2025-10-26T13:23:36Z")
Tasha, don’t touch the spines. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2025, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7400 "2025-10-26T17:57:01Z")
Is Commander Spock on board, sir? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2025, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7401 "2025-10-29T13:32:12Z")
It’s one of ours. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2025, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7402 "2025-11-01T04:46:55Z")
My hair does not require trimming, you lunkhead. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2025, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7403 "2025-11-01T20:40:20Z")
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