# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 371
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2025, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7404 "2025-11-04T03:59:04Z")
“Lunkhead”?!? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2025, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7405 "2025-11-04T05:04:38Z")
The joke is _you!_ ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2025, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7406 "2025-11-04T19:48:31Z")
I’d’ve got round to it. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2025, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7407 "2025-11-04T20:03:37Z")
Well, no matter. Soon we will have all the answers we need… and then, we will execute you. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2025, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7408 "2025-11-05T05:32:10Z")
Mother, get undressed this instant! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2025, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7409 "2025-11-05T13:35:03Z")
I wish you would have been there. You would’ve been proud of your brother. He fought a brave and valiant battle right up to the end. It was an honor to kill him. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2025, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7410 "2025-11-05T13:58:20Z")
Anyone tries to badmouth Captain Archer in front of me is gonna get an earful, in any language they want. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2025, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7411 "2025-11-05T14:25:49Z")
KIRA: How are you, Lieutenant? DAX: You know what they say, put the shoe on the right foot first, but put the left foot first into the bathtub. KIRA: …I understand. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2025, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7412 "2025-11-06T05:03:12Z")
“My house is my house.” “As are its contents.” (Standard Ferengi welcome and response) ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2025, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7413 "2025-11-06T14:56:52Z")
A meager price to pay to get you on the throne. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2025, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7414 "2025-11-06T15:58:16Z")
Legends like that are the spice of the universe, Mister Data, because they have a way of sometimes coming true. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2025, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7415 "2025-11-07T05:41:09Z")
Since when does a Ferengi need to make excuses for earning profit? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2025, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7416 "2025-11-07T14:51:33Z")
People think time is fragile. Precious. Beautiful. Sand in an hourglass, all that. But it’s not. Time is savage. It always wins. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2025, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7417 "2025-11-07T14:55:37Z")
Don’t you feel time gaining on you? It’s like a predator; it’s stalking you. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2025, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7418 "2025-11-07T21:27:16Z")
Brag all you want! But don’t get between me and the bloodwine! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2025, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7419 "2025-11-08T05:15:31Z")
They say time is a fire in which we burn. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2025, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7420 "2025-11-08T15:43:42Z")
Well, I don’t believe it happened that way. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2025, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7421 "2025-11-08T17:25:20Z")
“Please wait. He would have found a way. If it was that important, Spock _would_ have found a way.” “Of course. But how?” “What if he joined with someone else?” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2025, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7422 "2025-11-09T04:37:28Z")
I sincerely hope I never see any of you again! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2025, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7423 "2025-11-09T04:52:01Z")
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