# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 373
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2025, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7444 "2025-11-16T04:46:16Z")
“We have a dangerous situation on Nimbus III.” _(sarcastically)_ “On ‘The Planet of Galactic Peace’?” “The same.” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2025, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7445 "2025-11-16T14:05:13Z")
“Suddenly — miraculously — we see a small spot of Earth-type environment down there; now, is it _really_ there, or do we just _think_ we see it down there?” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2025, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7446 "2025-11-16T17:01:29Z")
Some kind of field effect, Captain. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2025, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7447 "2025-11-16T20:23:58Z")
🎵 The intermix chamber and containment field are stable I’ll get to the warp core and assess its state when I’m able (Why?) Apologies; the most confounding thing I appear to be singing Most unusual, so peculiar 🎵 ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2025, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7448 "2025-11-17T14:30:43Z")
You sold us out. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2025, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7449 "2025-11-17T20:25:04Z")
Consider it a quarantined planet and a forbidden subject. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2025, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7450 "2025-11-18T00:37:43Z")
There was persecution on Earth, once; I remember reading about it in my history class. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2025, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7451 "2025-11-18T06:07:47Z")
It may not be what _you_ believe, but that doesn’t make it wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2025, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7452 "2025-11-18T21:53:59Z")
One day, when we have our own ship, we are going to go visit. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2025, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7453 "2025-11-20T16:08:37Z")
You can’t do this to me! Don’t you know who I am?! I’M CYRUS REDBLOCK! CYRUS REDBLOCK! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2025, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7454 "2025-11-21T05:33:59Z")
Sometimes a man’ll tell his bartender things he’ll never tell his doctor. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2025, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7455 "2025-11-22T14:58:28Z")
I’m sorry, Mr. Scott, but there will be no refit. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2025, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7456 "2025-11-25T20:02:53Z")
Did she win? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2025, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7457 "2025-11-26T05:02:01Z")
Not really, because under all these clothes, I know I’m totally naked. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2025, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7458 "2025-11-26T14:31:35Z")
I’m not Picard! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2025, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7459 "2025-11-26T17:05:10Z")
Where’s the logic in offering me a ride home, you idiot? If I wanted a ride home, would I be trying to charter a space flight? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2025, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7460 "2025-11-28T23:36:26Z")
You know that’s not going to happen. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2025, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7461 "2025-11-29T03:11:28Z")
“Danar! You are cunning. You must have Klingon blood. But the battle is over.” “My battle is never over.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2025, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7462 "2025-11-29T03:30:23Z")
I’m not worried. I have a secret weapon… your mother! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2025, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7463 "2025-11-29T06:13:31Z")
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