# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 374
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2025, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7464 "2025-11-29T19:04:27Z")
“You must think us heartless brutes, Captain — but look at our side of it.” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2025, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7465 "2025-11-29T20:00:16Z")
No identification, sir. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2025, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7466 "2025-11-29T20:08:29Z")
Shall we pick some flowers, Doctor? When a man visits an old girlfriend she usually expects something like that. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2025, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7467 "2025-11-29T20:38:40Z")
I make it a policy never to question the word of anyone wearing that uniform. Don’t make me change that policy. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2025, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7468 "2025-11-30T04:34:07Z")
Boys, together we’re going to reconquer an empire or die in the attempt! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2025, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7469 "2025-11-30T12:23:06Z")
That is the school. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2025, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7470 "2025-12-01T01:32:39Z")
That’s right; we just bought this place, lock, stock, and barrel. Consider it a done deal. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2025, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7471 "2025-12-01T17:10:01Z")
It’s _vile_. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2025, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7472 "2025-12-02T00:25:50Z")
Said something about first seeing how it scrambled our molecules. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2025, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7473 "2025-12-02T12:20:37Z")
If we can’t, we’re going to lay an H-Bomb on somebody somewhere. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2025, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7474 "2025-12-02T20:14:21Z")
That was close. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2025, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7475 "2025-12-03T11:59:42Z")
He was never in any real danger; the phaser was on ‘stun’. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2025, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7476 "2025-12-03T19:11:12Z")
Make it quick, Admiral. They’re moving him to the Federation funny farm. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2025, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7477 "2025-12-03T21:13:17Z")
Spock’s body lives… ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2025, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7478 "2025-12-05T13:44:00Z")
In a manner of speaking; the term “artificial lifeform” would be more accurate. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2025, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7479 "2025-12-05T15:56:37Z")
Yes, poor friend. I hear he’s nutty as a fruitcake. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2025, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7480 "2025-12-05T17:51:56Z")
Can you protect us? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2025, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7481 "2025-12-05T18:12:48Z")
Don’t worry, boss; they can’t do nothing ‘til they’re through sparkling. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2025, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7482 "2025-12-06T06:16:55Z")
“You brought us here. You exposed us to them, and you cost us the lives of our shipmates!” "Oh, _please…"_ ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2025, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7483 "2025-12-06T16:12:41Z")
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