# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 375
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2025, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7484 "2025-12-07T17:31:49Z")
He used my son to plunder a national treasure. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2025, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7485 "2025-12-08T05:35:19Z")
And when you sit, make sure your knees are touching, and don’t forget to relax your shoulders, but keep your bottom tight. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2025, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7486 "2025-12-08T16:19:00Z")
I know that sensation. But there’ll come a time when all you remember is the love. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2025, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7487 "2025-12-08T17:00:37Z")
Oh, I don’t know if she’ll have time for you, Wes. She’s destined to rule an entire world. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2025, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7488 "2025-12-08T19:01:41Z")
Just a minute. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2025, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7489 "2025-12-08T19:12:41Z")
Our projected survival would be approximately twelve seconds. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2025, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7490 "2025-12-08T19:16:06Z")
Go to her door. Beg like a Human. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2025, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7491 "2025-12-08T19:19:38Z")
She said the kitchen will be open twenty-four hours if we change our minds. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2025, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7492 "2025-12-08T19:34:10Z")
KIRA: Commander, I’d like to go down to the Infirmary and meet that patient. SISKO: Of course. Why? KIRA: The only cases of Kalla-Nohra I know of were the result of a mining accident at a Bajoran forced labour camp I helped liberate. The survivors of Gallitep have always been a symbol to us of strength and courage. SISKO: By all means, Major. Take as much time as you want. (I love how he gives permission and _then_ asks why.) ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2025, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7493 "2025-12-09T13:04:03Z")
I thought this was a formal occasion. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2025, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7494 "2025-12-09T17:33:57Z")
Those aren’t muskets! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2025, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7495 "2025-12-09T17:41:14Z")
He means it’s _cold!_ ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2025, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7496 "2025-12-10T23:19:35Z")
I want to be captain. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2025, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7497 "2025-12-10T23:29:14Z")
Shut up! As in “close your mouth and stop talking”! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2025, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7498 "2025-12-11T02:39:27Z")
Am I to be blamed for the judgment of a child? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2025, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7499 "2025-12-11T03:24:02Z")
“The machines will keep him alive.” “You call _this_ alive?” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2025, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7500 "2025-12-11T14:29:51Z")
I’ll take ten percent. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2025, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7501 "2025-12-14T15:10:32Z")
Cal beat Stanford 7 to 3. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2025, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7502 "2025-12-15T17:37:03Z")
But I just hit a grand slam! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2025, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7503 "2025-12-15T20:30:01Z")
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