# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 376
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2025, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7504 "2025-12-17T04:41:10Z")
Steady as she goes. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2025, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7505 "2025-12-17T21:17:32Z")
Can’t be a time eddy. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2025, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7506 "2025-12-17T22:03:04Z")
Permission to speak freely, sir? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2025, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7507 "2025-12-18T16:46:09Z")
I feel like me. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2025, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7508 "2025-12-21T01:01:21Z")
You are Riker, an alien. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2025, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7509 "2025-12-21T04:33:17Z")
Well, what do you know! I finally got the last word. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2025, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7510 "2025-12-21T12:30:19Z")
I’m sure my chief engineer can help you. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2025, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7511 "2025-12-21T16:36:21Z")
Think of the terrible repercussions to the Alpha Quadrant! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2025, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7512 "2025-12-23T12:32:16Z")
Let’s move! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2025, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7513 "2025-12-24T04:45:33Z")
The safety of the _Enterprise_ may be entrusted to those two. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2025, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7514 "2025-12-24T05:00:03Z")
Then get back to the Alpha Quadrant, and God help us all. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2025, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7515 "2025-12-24T16:10:05Z")
Captain - your presence here has not been… overly meddlesome. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2025, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7516 "2025-12-24T16:54:40Z")
How basic shall I be? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2025, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7517 "2025-12-25T17:47:18Z")
Did you agree? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2025, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7518 "2025-12-25T17:57:30Z")
No. We’re here on a mission of peace. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2025, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7519 "2025-12-26T06:04:08Z")
Perhaps you could call it the Kosinski scale. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2025, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7520 "2025-12-27T19:01:48Z")
Oh, you boys are in so much trouble. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2025, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7521 "2025-12-27T21:16:00Z")
I cannot tell you what it is, but I _can_ tell you what it is _not._ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2025, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7522 "2025-12-28T05:54:01Z")
Why not? Yes, of course. Since I’m the one who has made the so-called warp barrier meaningless. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2025, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7523 "2025-12-28T21:48:55Z")
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