# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 377
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2025, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7524 "2025-12-30T22:22:36Z")
How many fingers do I have up? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2025, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7525 "2025-12-31T04:06:49Z")
They’re both going to be okay. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2026, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7526 "2026-01-01T19:46:01Z")
A tapestry of Starfleet ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2026, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7527 "2026-01-02T15:41:53Z")
Whew, nasty! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2026, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7528 "2026-01-02T17:36:35Z")
I’m part of something larger than myself. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2026, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7529 "2026-01-03T12:55:46Z")
I understand your confusion; my personal physician is much more familiar with these genetic irregularities. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2026, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7530 "2026-01-03T18:11:48Z")
So it’s intuitive. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2026, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7531 "2026-01-04T05:01:20Z")
Captain, you need a vacation. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2026, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7532 "2026-01-04T14:17:42Z")
Sounds like a wild card. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2026, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7533 "2026-01-04T23:58:40Z")
Four hands in a row. How does he do it? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2026, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7534 "2026-01-05T01:27:41Z")
I am going to _kill_ him with my bare hands! I’m going to grab him by the throat and _rip out_ his esophagus…! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2026, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7535 "2026-01-05T14:28:30Z")
So now we both have lied. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2026, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7536 "2026-01-06T05:09:33Z")
I’ll bring you a souvenir. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2026, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7537 "2026-01-07T00:05:20Z")
I am honored. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2026, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7538 "2026-01-07T15:28:34Z")
In a pig’s eye! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2026, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7539 "2026-01-07T15:32:14Z")
Data, chess isn’t just a game of ploys and gambits; it’s a game of _intuition._ ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2026, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7540 "2026-01-08T14:33:49Z")
The bond has been broken. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2026, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7541 "2026-01-09T20:34:11Z")
What was once one is now two. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2026, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7542 "2026-01-09T20:40:00Z")
But I can see the symbol on that _third_ artifact, and it is the Vulcan symbol for _peace_ standing between the symbols for war and death: it’s a warning that the power of the resonator can be overcome by — _peace!_ ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2026, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7543 "2026-01-09T20:47:04Z")
May I just say that your attempt to hold the Away Team at bay with a nonfunctioning phaser was an act of unmitigated gall? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=376) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=378)