# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 378
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2026, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7544 "2026-01-09T21:20:09Z")
Have I ever mentioned you play a very irritating game of chess, Mr. Spock? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2026, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7545 "2026-01-10T14:31:50Z")
Shuttle’s seen better days. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2026, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7546 "2026-01-10T14:47:34Z")
Analysis, Mister Worf: _what the hell is going on?_ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2026, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7547 "2026-01-11T05:57:28Z")
The first Klingon to step aboard this ship will be the last Klingon. Full Security Alert, Mr. Spock. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2026, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7548 "2026-01-11T12:11:03Z")
“He played his hand well.” “He played me, all right. And what’s my excuse? Is he a Changeling? No! Is he a being with seven lifetimes of experience? No! Is he a wormhole alien? No! He’s just a man! Like me! And he beat me!” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2026, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7549 "2026-01-11T12:18:46Z")
“I am in the grip of forces you do not understand.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2026, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7550 "2026-01-11T22:06:07Z")
How does this sound?: _The Weird Planet Where Time Moved Very Fast and So Did the People Who Lived There_, by Naomi Wildman. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2026, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7551 "2026-01-12T15:17:08Z")
Four and a half Vulcans to beam down. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2026, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7552 "2026-01-12T19:41:54Z")
If you’re bored, Mr. Paris, I’m sure I can find something else for you to do. The warp plasma filters are due for a thorough cleaning. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2026, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7553 "2026-01-13T07:30:40Z")
So if everything were back to the way it was supposed to be, what do you think you’d be doing right now? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2026, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7554 "2026-01-13T12:22:30Z")
And where can I reach you? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2026, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7555 "2026-01-13T18:40:34Z")
Your sense of humor’s returned. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2026, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7556 "2026-01-14T15:25:48Z")
But, in seconds, it will completely dissolve that uniform. Personally, I’d be delighted to see you go around naked… ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2026, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7557 "2026-01-14T18:49:33Z")
Better safe than sorry. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2026, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7558 "2026-01-16T05:39:08Z")
I will _feed_ him. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2026, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7559 "2026-01-16T14:10:46Z")
You can’t handle a haymaker. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2026, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7560 "2026-01-16T23:38:09Z")
I am a KLINGON! If you doubt it, a demonstration CAN be arranged! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2026, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7561 "2026-01-17T14:34:50Z")
It’s French. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2026, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7562 "2026-01-18T00:41:29Z")
Well, it doesn’t matter; it isn’t true anyway. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2026, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7563 "2026-01-18T02:25:59Z")
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