# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 379
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2026, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7564 "2026-01-18T05:35:52Z")
Tendi, that’s _cant_aloupe talk. I want you to be a _can_aloupe. Remember your training, and you’ll do great. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2026, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7565 "2026-01-18T15:54:43Z")
You belong in Starfleet about as much as I belong in a verbal contract. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2026, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7566 "2026-01-18T18:30:26Z")
“You want the Homewrecker Special?” “Well, you don’t need to throw up in _my_ mouth twice.” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2026, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7567 "2026-01-18T19:20:22Z")
Move! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2026, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7568 "2026-01-20T02:42:33Z")
🎵 We can confirm there’s no injuries; just a daily mundane A headache, a splinter, a left ankle sprain It’s happening again Why are we singing? Apologies; the most confounding thing, we appear to be singing Most unusual; so peculiar 🎵 ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2026, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7569 "2026-01-20T14:50:07Z")
Well, I did do a church play when I was a lass… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2026, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7570 "2026-01-21T04:35:10Z")
She may have flaws, but she has teeth. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2026, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7571 "2026-01-21T19:11:37Z")
Tell fear you refuse. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2026, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7572 "2026-01-23T07:38:29Z")
I am Quark, son of Keldar. And I have come to answer the challenge of D’Ghor, son of… whatever. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2026, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7573 "2026-01-23T14:38:18Z")
Answer that one! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2026, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7574 "2026-01-23T20:01:37Z")
A dissatisfied customer? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2026, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7575 "2026-01-24T15:22:41Z")
Have you repaired yours, Captain? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2026, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7576 "2026-01-24T15:57:29Z")
You’re \*aboard\* the starship, my foolish old friend. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2026, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7577 "2026-01-25T01:22:49Z")
Commander, tell me about your sexual organs. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2026, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7578 "2026-01-25T01:44:36Z")
Since they’re both part of me, and I really like who I am, there’s no reason for me to resent either one. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2026, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7579 "2026-01-25T01:56:03Z")
“The Klingon Empire will never yield!” “Why do you resist? We only wish to raise quality of life, for _all_ species.” “I like my ‘species’ the way it is.” “A narrow vision. You will become one with the Borg. You will _all_ become one with the Borg.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2026, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7580 "2026-01-25T05:21:20Z")
He needs a woman with body _and_ brains. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2026, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7581 "2026-01-25T13:00:24Z")
There’re five distinct species of Xindi - and five distinct opinions on which one is dominant. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2026, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7582 "2026-01-25T13:12:30Z")
But their planet’s _dead._ Does it matter now which one’s right? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2026, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7583 "2026-01-26T16:49:05Z")
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