# Random Star Trek Quotes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Tags:** star-trek-paramount\
**Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2014, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/742 "2014-11-11T13:17:44Z")

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Childhood must end.

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**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2014, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/743 "2014-11-11T14:32:19Z")

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SPOCK: Stonn… she is yours. After a time, you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing after all as wanting… It is not logical, but it is often true.

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**Author:** ![Quimby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/22d042/32.png) [@Quimby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quimby)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2014, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/744 "2014-11-11T15:13:13Z")

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Bonk bonk on the head!

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**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2014, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/745 "2014-11-11T15:27:11Z")

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KIRK: Spock is my best officer, and my friend.

AMANDA: I’m glad he has such a friend.

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2014, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/746 "2014-11-11T16:39:56Z")

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I’m not Ike Clanton!

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**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2014, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/747 "2014-11-11T17:18:27Z")

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I am not Herbert.

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2014, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/748 "2014-11-11T17:28:04Z")

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You are not morg, you are not eymorg. What \*are \*you?

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**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2014, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/749 "2014-11-11T17:35:27Z")

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An echo? 😉

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2014, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/750 "2014-11-11T17:45:02Z")

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We reach, brother!

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2014, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/751 "2014-11-11T18:07:39Z")

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> [@FUTBOL!](#):
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> An echo? 😉

No, a Necco. I hope you relish it as much as I.

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You bring this network’s ratings down, Flavius, and we’ll do a special on you.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2014, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/752 "2014-11-11T18:22:53Z")

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Yes.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2014, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/753 "2014-11-11T18:58:43Z")

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I love Italian. And so do you.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2014, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/754 "2014-11-11T19:39:00Z")

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You cannot see me. I’m not there.

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**Author:** ![Quimby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/22d042/32.png) [@Quimby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quimby)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2014, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/755 "2014-11-11T20:20:17Z")

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Brain and brain! What is brain?!

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2014, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/756 "2014-11-11T21:07:15Z")

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You are small, like the others. The Givers of Pain … and Delight!

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2014, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/757 "2014-11-11T23:26:11Z")

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Heh-heh-heh. I never answer questions from plebes, Jimmy Boy.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2014, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/758 "2014-11-12T01:26:43Z")

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Tellarites do not argue for reasons. They simply argue.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2014, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/759 "2014-11-12T01:35:34Z")

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That hurts worse than the uniform.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2014, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/760 "2014-11-12T01:40:03Z")

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No

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2014, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/761 "2014-11-12T03:14:22Z")

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> [@AncientHumanoid](#):
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> What made it thru didn’t live very long. Thankfully.

Actual quote: What we got back…didn’t live very long. Fortunately.

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