# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 381
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2026, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7604 "2026-02-05T15:06:26Z")
Hansen, give me 5 and meet me at nacelle control. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2026, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7605 "2026-02-06T02:48:01Z")
Enkidu caught the bull by the tail; Gilgamesh struck it with his sword. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2026, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7606 "2026-02-06T02:54:20Z")
Temba, his arms wide. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2026, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7607 "2026-02-06T14:28:58Z")
Joy to you, friends. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2026, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7608 "2026-02-08T01:29:43Z")
My thoughts created this universe; can they get me out of it again? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2026, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7609 "2026-02-08T02:00:32Z")
If there’s nothing wrong with me, maybe there’s something wrong with the universe. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2026, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7610 "2026-02-08T13:28:13Z")
``` An engineer's most important tools are his mind and his hands. ``` ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2026, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7611 "2026-02-11T00:20:01Z")
Armed with ancient ball-and-powder muskets? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2026, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7612 "2026-02-11T05:31:40Z")
Sometimes you just have to punch your way through. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2026, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7613 "2026-02-11T12:29:19Z")
Eels? For security? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2026, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7614 "2026-02-11T12:51:49Z")
In the game of military brinksmanship, individual physical prowess is less important than the perception of a species as a whole… ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2026, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7615 "2026-02-11T16:16:52Z")
Oh, Jake… my sweet boy… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2026, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7616 "2026-02-12T05:50:30Z")
We could’ve worn our Starfleet uniforms. I doubt if anyone would’ve noticed. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2026, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7617 "2026-02-12T15:55:44Z")
I hope I’ve made a good impression. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2026, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7618 "2026-02-13T02:00:35Z")
Deception is the way of the human. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2026, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7619 "2026-02-13T14:51:53Z")
Captain, the most elementary and valuable statement in science, the beginning of wisdom, is, “I do not know”. I do not know what that is, sir. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2026, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7620 "2026-02-15T21:06:41Z")
That’s because it’s playing a stupid little game with us. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2026, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7621 "2026-02-16T14:18:08Z")
I greet you. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2026, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7622 "2026-02-16T19:41:48Z")
Maybe it’s time we started acting like children. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2026, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7623 "2026-02-17T05:04:36Z")
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