# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 384
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2026, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7664 "2026-03-12T14:35:31Z")
Do better. Be better. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2026, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7665 "2026-03-17T13:09:45Z")
You’re smart. I’m smarter. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2026, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7666 "2026-03-20T00:36:07Z")
Then I will have you as my Number Two. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2026, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7667 "2026-03-20T18:41:39Z")
You’re wasting your breath. And ours. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2026, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7668 "2026-03-20T20:21:39Z")
No! Belay that phaser order! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2026, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7669 "2026-03-21T12:49:25Z")
Haven’t you got anything better to do? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2026, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7670 "2026-03-21T13:39:29Z")
Man, have you looked in a mirror lately? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2026, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7671 "2026-03-21T13:49:11Z")
Of course. Otherwise, how can we learn? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2026, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7672 "2026-03-22T13:48:42Z")
Doctor, would you care to assist me in performing surgery on a photon torpedo? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2026, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7673 "2026-03-22T15:55:17Z")
The only reason they’ll ever let us in space is if they need someone to shine their shoes. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2026, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7674 "2026-03-23T13:52:53Z")
Great! We are walking paradoxes. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2026, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7675 "2026-03-25T23:43:20Z")
Yes, we are, Number One. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2026, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7676 "2026-03-26T13:39:13Z")
That is logical. You may proceed. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2026, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7677 "2026-03-27T01:39:02Z")
Thank you. Thank you very much. Captain, I’ve finished my tests on the M-5, and it must be hooked into your main power plants in order to be operative. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2026, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7678 "2026-03-27T04:16:20Z")
Our ship might not be the biggest, and we might do the missions nobody else wants, but we are still Starfleet. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2026, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7679 "2026-03-27T20:19:03Z")
What’s that? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2026, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7680 "2026-03-28T11:31:33Z")
They don’t create. They don’t produce. They don’t even think. They exist to service a machine. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2026, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7681 "2026-03-28T15:05:28Z")
You can’t handle a haymaker. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2026, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7682 "2026-03-29T23:38:38Z")
“Lock phasers on target.” “Locking phasers on target.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2026, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7683 "2026-03-30T03:04:29Z")
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