# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 385
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2026, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7684 "2026-03-30T13:22:57Z")
Welcome, Captain. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2026, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7685 "2026-04-02T11:45:12Z")
The anomaly is the red flag. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2026, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7686 "2026-04-04T04:20:34Z")
Get rid of that damn twitch, and put on a proper uniform. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2026, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7687 "2026-04-04T11:52:29Z")
She’s back! She’s home! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2026, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7688 "2026-04-07T17:10:26Z")
“Batai?” “Yes, ma’am?” “Go home.” “Yes, ma’am.” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2026, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7689 "2026-04-07T18:09:23Z")
Not personally, Captain. Professionally. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2026, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7690 "2026-04-07T19:47:06Z")
I know I’m going to try, Spock, because my life is back there. And I want that life. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2026, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7691 "2026-04-08T12:11:44Z")
Sounds like a party. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2026, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7692 "2026-04-13T15:00:36Z")
You are a worthy opponent. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2026, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7693 "2026-04-22T19:22:45Z")
This ship has _one_ Bridge! One Bridge! One Riker! One Bridge! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2026, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7694 "2026-04-23T11:37:17Z")
Re-amplification of the dilithium crystals finished? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2026, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7695 "2026-04-24T04:03:43Z")
He expects the impossible. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2026, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7696 "2026-04-25T14:34:38Z")
I warn you. If you don’t get on the floor, I will have to stun you. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2026, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7697 "2026-04-26T20:15:23Z")
I’ve tried to understand you. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2026, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7698 "2026-04-29T04:05:36Z")
I hope you don’t take this the wrong way, Major, but I’ve always admired you. You are the embodiment of the new Bajor. A Bajoran born out of the ashes of the occupation, a Bajoran tempered with Cardassian steel. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2026, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7699 "2026-04-29T04:38:19Z")
Captain Sisko was right; you are in _love_ with the sound of your own voice. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2026, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7700 "2026-04-29T13:08:06Z")
I’ll do my best. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2026, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7701 "2026-04-29T16:02:59Z")
That’s the short definition of “Captain.” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2026, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7702 "2026-04-30T13:30:22Z")
You sold us out. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2026, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7703 "2026-05-01T19:25:33Z")
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