# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 387
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2026, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7724 "2026-05-10T21:44:02Z")
I saw hope in the stars. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2026, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7725 "2026-05-12T01:10:55Z")
We have to get out of here, now. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2026, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7726 "2026-05-12T18:02:32Z")
The power grid is fully restored. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2026, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7727 "2026-05-12T21:09:41Z")
Spock: “They’re preparing to fire.” Chekov: “Shields up, captain?” Valeris: “Captain, our shields!” Chekov: “Shields _up,_ captain?!” Kirk: “Signal our surrender.” Uhura: “Captain?!” Kirk: “WE SURRENDER!” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2026, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7728 "2026-05-13T04:02:48Z")
A warrior does not let a friend face danger alone. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2026, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7729 "2026-05-13T12:07:40Z")
Way back ten minutes ago. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2026, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7730 "2026-05-14T22:28:16Z")
Chang: You say you are due for retirement. May I ask, do your hands shake? Colonel Worf: Objection! McCoy: I was nervous! Chang: No. You were incompetent. You were _incompetent!_ Whether deliberately, or as a result of age combined with drink, the court will have to determine. McCoy: My God, man! I tried to save him! I tried to save him! I was _desperate_ to save him. He was the last, best hope in the universe for peace. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2026, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7731 "2026-05-15T03:37:50Z")
Oh, yes! I hate this! It is _revolting_! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2026, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7732 "2026-05-15T11:32:01Z")
A Klingon is not defined by rank. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2026, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7733 "2026-05-17T02:36:33Z")
Second star to the right. And straight on til morning. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2026, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7734 "2026-05-17T18:44:48Z")
Your enemies will be positively green with envy. Greener. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2026, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7735 "2026-05-17T23:25:53Z")
Wake me up if it turns into something I need to care about. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2026, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7736 "2026-05-18T13:50:18Z")
Go enjoy the planet-wide party. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2026, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7737 "2026-05-18T17:24:39Z")
They’ll throw away the key! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2026, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7738 "2026-05-19T12:38:27Z")
Their ion trail’s already started to decay. They’re gonna be hard to find. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2026, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7739 "2026-05-19T20:22:40Z")
“Any ideas? _Not_ you.” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2026, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7740 "2026-05-20T11:37:20Z")
There has been a tragedy. Don’t compound it with ignorance. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2026, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7741 "2026-05-20T20:47:21Z")
Is everything Romulans do a secret? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2026, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7742 "2026-05-20T21:55:11Z")
I suppose, by the transitive property, I, too, must be Vulcan as a motherfucker. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2026, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7743 "2026-05-21T18:05:44Z")
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