# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 388
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2026, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7744 "2026-05-25T21:33:37Z")
“Tendi, please! I just wanna go swimming with girls!” _“Then give me your brain!”_ “NO!” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2026, 11:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7745 "2026-05-26T11:09:13Z")
You may not arrive at the coordinates you set, but you’ll find where you belong. And sometimes the space between us isn’t as far as we might think. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2026, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7746 "2026-05-29T06:54:40Z")
“Guess who I get to meet today! The creator of Fair Haven, Captain Proton himself, Lieutenant Tom Paris!” “Wow, so awesome! Is he still a salamander?” ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2026, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7747 "2026-05-29T07:56:51Z")
Cadet, you are obviously under the mistaken impression that I am asking you for a favor. I want a name, and I want it _now,_ and _that_ is an order! Understood, Mr. Nog?! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2026, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7748 "2026-05-29T13:34:39Z")
Who am I to argue with me? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2026, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7749 "2026-05-30T05:44:38Z")
BOIMLER: They don’t like when people ask how they came back, man. It’s probably just a transporter pattern buffer thing. MARINER: Yeah, or a restored katra, or a mirror universe switcheroo, or the Borg rebuilt him. BOIMLER: Or he could be a future son from an alternate timeline, or maybe he got Genesis Deviced, or time ribboned. MARINER: Or he was trapped in the Nexus. BOIMLER: Nexus, time ribbon, it’s the same thing. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2026, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7750 "2026-05-30T13:20:47Z")
We can come back from this. We can start over. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2026, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7751 "2026-05-31T08:37:32Z")
I’m going to _burn your heart in a fire!_ ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2026, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7752 "2026-05-31T11:30:41Z")
Please, Mister Scott: restrain your leaps of illogic. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2026, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7753 "2026-05-31T11:47:50Z")
I’ve never trusted Klingons. And I never will. I could never forgive them for the death of my boy. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2026, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7754 "2026-05-31T18:22:11Z")
Get us out of here! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2026, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7755 "2026-06-01T02:21:04Z")
TENDI: I… I just don’t understand. Why not just get your exam? T’ANA: You want me to see a doctor? I am the doctor! When I picked you for this job, I was counting on you to give up. TENDI: Maybe the old Tendi was a pushover, but a lot’s changed since slightly earlier today. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2026, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7756 "2026-06-02T05:16:52Z")
The puppy playpen is one of our most popular offerings. For the more deviant among you, we also have kittens. No judgment. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2026, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7757 "2026-06-03T05:41:50Z")
“The pie-eating contest is _canceled?!_ But I’ve been expanding my G.I. tract to fit more pie!” “And I’ve been practicing dislocating my jaw!” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2026, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7758 "2026-06-03T21:10:08Z")
Fuck, yeah! Logic, bitch! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2026, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7759 "2026-06-04T13:23:46Z")
To do my job. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2026, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7760 "2026-06-05T04:19:02Z")
I’m glad you two worked your whole thing out, but can we maybe focus on the bone-drinking monster this plant guy probably set loose? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2026, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7761 "2026-06-05T15:55:59Z")
It’s how they start arguments with people they’ve just met. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2026, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7762 "2026-06-06T01:47:30Z")
Fascinating. A mountain or possibly a volcano has appeared. **BOOM!** Ah. It is a volcano. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2026, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7763 "2026-06-06T04:44:08Z")
I mean, I am the guy who writes down things to remember to say when there is a party. And then when he finally gets there, he winds up alone, in the corner, trying to look… comfortable examining a potted plant. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=387) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=389)