# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 389
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2026, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7764 "2026-06-06T13:47:35Z")
There has to be. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2026, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7765 "2026-06-08T23:41:48Z")
I don’t care what you _think;_ just what you know. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2026, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7766 "2026-06-09T13:09:02Z")
The Gorn won’t know what we’re up to. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2026, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7767 "2026-06-09T13:34:51Z")
“You enjoyed that.” “You’re damned right.” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2026, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7768 "2026-06-10T18:17:26Z")
A law is an ideal. A beacon to remind us how to be our better selves. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2026, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7769 "2026-06-11T00:40:32Z")
Are you prepared to condemn him, and all who come after him, to servitude and slavery? Your Honor, Starfleet was founded to seek out new life; well, **there it sits!** Waiting. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2026, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7770 "2026-06-11T05:26:27Z")
“Oh, have fun with the sinister robots, who definitely aren’t trying to trap you guys!” “Thanks!” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2026, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7771 "2026-06-11T13:59:58Z")
A faint signal from Starfleet, sir. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2026, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7772 "2026-06-11T21:02:57Z")
“They’re gonna tie us together face-to-face and lay brood pods in our necks so we have to look at each other in the eye while their young burst out of our chests.” “You _know_ of our customs?” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2026, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7773 "2026-06-12T13:25:27Z")
I am a Vulcan. I have no ego to bruise. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2026, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7774 "2026-06-12T14:36:34Z")
I know engineers. They _love_ to change things! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2026, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7775 "2026-06-14T18:26:31Z")
Fly us closer. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2026, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7776 "2026-06-16T19:47:12Z")
“Hey! Get back here! This is gonna be fun; there’ll be magma!” _“I JUST **GOT** THESE HANDS!”_ ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2026, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7777 "2026-06-16T21:22:41Z")
“I’m a doctor, not a whatever-the-fuck-THIS-is.” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2026, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7778 "2026-06-17T18:33:32Z")
My attempt at humor. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2026, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7779 "2026-06-25T02:06:53Z")
“I could give you a night that would light fire in your dreams until you die and you would reject me?” “Oh, yes.” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2026, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7780 "2026-06-25T11:43:12Z")
He gave his life to save us. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2026, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7781 "2026-06-27T23:54:57Z")
The advocate will refrain from making his opponent disappear. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2026, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7782 "2026-06-28T13:19:31Z")
How is your leek sorbet? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2026, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7783 "2026-07-01T00:15:02Z")
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