# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 39
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2014, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/762 "2014-11-12T05:04:52Z")
Yes (from memory, correct if needed) 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2014, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/763 "2014-11-12T15:21:29Z")
A most satisfactory display. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2014, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/764 "2014-11-12T17:21:49Z")
[[You don’t need to be relying on your faulty memory banks, carbon-based units…](http://www.chakoteya.net/startrek/index.htm)] You still remember, Admiral. I, of cannot help but be touched. Of course, I remember you. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2014, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/765 "2014-11-12T18:01:15Z")
Are you of The Body? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2014, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/766 "2014-11-12T19:56:14Z")
I see myself standing with Kirk’s head in one hand… and a tribble in the other. ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2014, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/767 "2014-11-12T22:28:21Z")
MCCOY: :eek: :mad: You’re _ **not** _ of the Body! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2014, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/768 "2014-11-13T00:07:54Z")
No ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2014, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/769 "2014-11-13T01:34:14Z")
Our guest seems quite satisfied to remain where he is. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2014, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/770 "2014-11-13T02:05:14Z")
[Yes](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=17891891&postcount=752) ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2014, 9:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/771 "2014-11-13T09:26:40Z")
“Beautiful”? What is … “beautiful”? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2014, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/772 "2014-11-13T14:46:41Z")
Don’t just stand there jawing, Spock. You and Doctor Wallace get cracking. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2014, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/773 "2014-11-13T15:01:45Z")
You know me. Am I getting old? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2014, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/774 "2014-11-13T17:03:26Z")
What are you offering me, Jan? Love… or a going away present? ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2014, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/775 "2014-11-13T17:22:57Z")
I’ve been a “Captain’s Woman,” and I like it. I’ll be one again if I have to go through every officer in the Fleet! ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2014, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/776 "2014-11-13T18:19:49Z")
“You broke your little ships.” ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2014, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/777 "2014-11-13T19:28:46Z")
> [@terentii](#): > > I’ve been a “Captain’s Woman,” and I like it. I’ll be one again if I have to go through every officer in the Fleet! Okay, here’s another digression: The studio received a significant number of letters form boys saying things like: Kirk needs a Captain’s Woman. These were taken to be by boys under pubescent age. The standard response was something like: \*I’m not sure you know what a “Captain’s Woman” is, and you really should ask your mother about it. \*🆒 * * * From the oldest episode to be directly broadcast, the second pilot: “… Did another Earth ship once probe out of the galaxy as we intend to do?” ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2014, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/778 "2014-11-13T19:35:17Z")
> [@FUTBOL!](#): > > The studio received a significant number of letters from [prepubescent] boys saying things like: Kirk needs a Captain’s Woman. Yes … and they wanted her to be played by Stephanie “Girl from UNCLE” Powers. The mind boggles…! :o You tell McCoy she had better be the best assistant I’ve ever had!\* \*I just now, after more than 40 years, caught the _double entendre_ there! :smack: ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2014, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/779 "2014-11-13T19:38:34Z")
> [@FUTBOL!](#): > > “… Did another Earth ship once probe out of the galaxy as we intend to do?” Dunno about that, but I would have loved to have “probed” Dr Helen Noel myself! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2014, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/780 "2014-11-13T20:37:22Z")
Stephanie Powers, hmm… That suggestion sound vaguely familiar. You must have read the same books I did. ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2014, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/781 "2014-11-13T20:50:02Z")
> [@FUTBOL!](#): > > Stephanie Powers, hmm… That suggestion sound vaguely familiar. You must have read the same books I did. Either **The Making of Star Trek** or **The World of Star Trek**. Because I read it, too, somewhere. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=38) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=40)