# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 390
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2026, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7784 "2026-07-01T00:21:35Z")
“Captain, you almost make me believe in luck.” “Why, Mr. Spock, you almost make me believe in miracles.” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2026, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7785 "2026-07-01T20:42:18Z")
I will go with you. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2026, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7786 "2026-07-03T03:07:35Z")
You haven’t got the _lobes_. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2026, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7787 "2026-07-03T13:22:53Z")
I’m showing a large buildup of baryonic particles. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2026, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7788 "2026-07-10T19:16:30Z")
Then what are you proposing, Worf? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2026, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7789 "2026-07-10T19:36:50Z")
The delay will also make it possible for Stellar Dynamics to complete their study of the Vodrey Nebula. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2026, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7790 "2026-07-11T16:58:44Z")
Shields at six percent! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2026, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7791 "2026-07-14T18:49:24Z")
Are you celebrating? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2026, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7792 "2026-07-14T19:39:12Z")
I will _feed_ him. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2026, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7793 "2026-07-15T13:21:50Z")
The witness is excused. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2026, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7794 "2026-07-18T05:26:14Z")
SISKO: Look, I understand you’re used to sympathising with the underdog. You’ve spent your life fighting to overcome impossible odds just like he’s doing. But you have to realise something, Major. You’re on the other side now. Pretty uncomfortable, isn’t it? KIRA: It’s awful. SISKO: When I first met you, Major, I thought you were hostile and arrogant. But I was wrong. Bajor needs you, and I need you. I like you and I don’t want you to be hurt. So, as a friend, I’m here to remind you that his fate is already decided. Yours isn’t. KIRA: Thank you. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2026, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7795 "2026-07-19T17:44:52Z")
Closed minds have kept these two worlds apart for centuries. We can either choose to live with that enmity, or seek a way to change it. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2026, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7796 "2026-07-19T17:53:37Z")
“I don’t need your fantasy women!” “Oh, you’re so stolid! You weren’t that way before the beard.” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2026, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7797 "2026-07-20T11:29:00Z")
According to the geo-scan, this is the safest area within the next few kilometers. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2026, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7798 "2026-07-21T04:27:38Z")
Yeah, I guess more time to enjoy … Kahless’s fornication helmet. Oh, that’s fun. Safety first! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2026, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7799 "2026-07-21T20:38:49Z")
“You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.” “That’s gratitude for you.” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2026, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7800 "2026-07-23T13:13:03Z")
No one is expendable. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2026, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7801 "2026-07-25T02:13:24Z")
What the hell. Nobody said life was safe. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2026, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7802 "2026-07-25T15:13:32Z")
Not entirely. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2026, 9:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7803 "2026-07-26T09:53:54Z")
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