# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 391
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2026, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7804 "2026-07-26T13:31:59Z")
It’s a priority one distress call. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2026, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7805 "2026-07-28T01:22:48Z")
I’m still captain. And as captain, I want two things done. First, I want you to find Cyrano Jones. And second - close that door! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2026, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7806 "2026-07-28T18:43:39Z")
We are walking paradoxes. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2026, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7807 "2026-07-28T19:17:22Z")
The first Klingon to step aboard this ship will be the last Klingon. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2026, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7808 "2026-07-29T13:23:12Z")
The wheat! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2026, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7809 "2026-08-01T04:26:14Z")
QUARK: Better luck next time. SISKO: You better hope there isn’t a next time, mister. I have cut you a lot of slack in the past. I even looked away once or twice when I could have come down hard on you. But those days are over. Now, we may not be able to get you for selling weapons but you so much as litter on the Promenade and I will nail you to the _wall!_ ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2026, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7810 "2026-08-01T13:59:34Z")
We are not here to relax. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2026, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7811 "2026-08-02T02:26:03Z")
“Mr. Worf, I order you to relax.” “I _am_ relaxed!” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2026, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7812 "2026-08-02T16:24:49Z")
I am your nemesis. I am your nightmare. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2026, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7813 "2026-08-02T16:48:30Z")
“You took pity on those children. There’s nothing wrong with that.” “NO! I WAS A FOOL! I should have completed my investigation and turned them over to the troops for execution, but because I was _chilly_ and my stomach was _growling,_ I failed in my duty and sacrificed everything I had worked for!” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2026, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7814 "2026-08-05T11:18:42Z")
Shut it down. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2026, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7815 "2026-08-10T13:26:02Z")
There’s more to these humans than you can learn from a set of biometric scans. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2026, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7816 "2026-08-11T05:22:07Z")
Quark, you should tell your friend that even attempting to obtain biomemetic gel is a felony under Federation law. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2026, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7817 "2026-08-11T13:12:14Z")
I have learned to see the problem before me clearly. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2026, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7818 "2026-08-14T13:29:04Z")
We have a long climb ahead of us. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2026, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7819 "2026-08-14T13:44:38Z")
I should have transferred to a cargo drone. No people, no complaints. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2026, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7820 "2026-08-15T15:50:36Z")
It’s green. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2026, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7821 "2026-08-17T05:32:13Z")
JADZIA: “I can’t believe you did that!” KIRA: “Well, he didn’t give me any other choice!” BASHIR: “Wait a minute. What’d she do?” JADZIA: “She knocked out Lancelot!” KIRA: “He _kissed_ me!” JADZIA: “He’s _supposed_ to kiss you!” KIRA: “But I was playing a married woman!” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2026, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7822 "2026-08-17T12:59:55Z")
You’re handsome. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2026, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7823 "2026-08-17T13:34:30Z")
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