# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 392
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2026, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7824 "2026-08-18T15:39:50Z")
How long have you been rattling around in that kitchen? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2026, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7825 "2026-08-19T01:50:19Z")
I’m sorry… I’d like this order in writing, please. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2026, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7826 "2026-08-19T21:15:53Z")
Formal peachy. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2026, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7827 "2026-08-20T01:05:52Z")
“Push, Keiko! Push! PUSH!” **“I _AM_ PUSHING!”** ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2026, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7828 "2026-08-21T13:44:51Z")
800 years waiting to be found. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2026, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7829 "2026-08-21T19:57:32Z")
“What’s that?” “It’s history fulfilling itself.” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2026, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7830 "2026-08-23T18:09:42Z")
You ever quotes anything besides statistics, Vulcan? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2026, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7831 "2026-08-26T13:27:14Z")
We’ve been undercover. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2026, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7832 "2026-09-09T05:40:16Z")
“Ziyal was lonely. Last I checked, Garak was the only other Cardassian on the station.” “The man is a cold-blooded, heartless killer.” “Like I said, he’s a Cardassian.” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2026, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7833 "2026-09-09T13:47:15Z")
In human terms, a solid B-. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2026, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7834 "2026-09-22T14:53:53Z")
“We are assembled here today to pay final respects to our honored dead. And yet it should be noted that in the midst of our sorrow, this death takes place in the shadow of new life, the sunrise of a new world; a world that our beloved comrade gave his life to protect and nourish. He did not feel this sacrifice a vain or empty one, and we will not debate his profound wisdom at these proceedings. Of my friend, I can only say this: of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most… human.” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2026, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7835 "2026-09-25T13:33:07Z")
Two flashlights, really? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2026, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7836 "2026-09-27T07:01:41Z")
What are you _doing?!_ I’m a representative of the United Federation of _Planets!_ ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2026, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7837 "2026-09-27T13:37:01Z")
What are children? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2026, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7838 "2026-09-30T01:39:49Z")
You’re going to hit them with a box? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2026, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7839 "2026-10-04T03:50:29Z")
I thought I would assume a pleasing shape. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2026, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7840 "2026-10-11T23:25:32Z")
Tell it to the magistrate. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2026, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7841 "2026-10-19T01:41:12Z")
“Any suggestions, admiral?” “Prayer, Mr. Saavik. Klingons don’t take prisoners.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2026, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7842 "2026-10-25T04:56:23Z")
Work well, and you will be treated well. Work badly, and you will die. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2026, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7843 "2026-11-05T03:52:59Z")
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