# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/61 "2014-09-11T00:46:14Z")
" For everything there is a first time. " ~~~ Spock, as Saavik takes Enterprise out of space dock in ST II. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/62 "2014-09-11T00:48:25Z")
“Let’s get the hell out of here.” ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/63 "2014-09-11T00:51:17Z")
If I were human, I would tell them, “Go to Hell.” If I were human. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/64 "2014-09-11T00:52:56Z")
It was FUN! Oh, my… ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/65 "2014-09-11T00:55:17Z")
“My son, the doctor!” ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/66 "2014-09-11T01:00:38Z")
This is Ceti Alpha 5!!! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/67 "2014-09-11T01:01:17Z")
Can I cook, or can’t I? ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/68 "2014-09-11T01:01:58Z")
I’m stimulating him! ---
**Author:** ![standingwave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@standingwave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/standingwave)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/69 "2014-09-11T01:10:29Z")
Back in the Sixties he was part of the Free Speech movement at Berkeley. I think he did a little too much LDS. (Kirk referring to Spock) ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/70 "2014-09-11T01:40:56Z")
“Hail Victory! Hail the Fuehrer!” ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/71 "2014-09-11T01:44:57Z")
[quote=“terentii, post:20, topic:698112”] No, I’m not! [/QUOTE] doh! Apparently I am missing a few memory engrams… ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/72 "2014-09-11T01:48:07Z")
What a charming negress! ---
**Author:** ![chacoguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/50afbb/32.png) [@chacoguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chacoguy)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/73 "2014-09-11T01:48:54Z")
Kaaaaahhn! It doesn’t have the same punch without all caps. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/74 "2014-09-11T01:53:09Z")
I’ve done far worse than kill you. I’ve hurt you. And I wish to go on . . . hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me. As you left her. Marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead planet . . . buried alive . . . buried alive. ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/75 "2014-09-11T02:07:23Z")
Are you game for a rematch? I’m laughing at the superior intellect… ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/76 "2014-09-11T02:08:33Z")
Harcourt! ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/77 "2014-09-11T02:17:42Z")
> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#): > > What a charming negress! That should be “Ah, a Nubian prize!” shouldn’t it? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/78 "2014-09-11T02:23:11Z")
“The Savage Curtain” You dare dispute our 16th President? 🙂 Especially against a common squire? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/79 "2014-09-11T02:26:34Z")
Replica Lincoln even asked her if it offended her. She said no, because that was all in the past. Are you of the body? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/80 "2014-09-11T02:34:54Z")
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