# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 41
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2014, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/802 "2014-11-14T21:15:35Z")
…except, one metal-cased object! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2014, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/803 "2014-11-14T21:21:36Z")
Relieve Commodore Decker of command, Spock. That’s a direct order. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2014, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/804 "2014-11-15T01:03:52Z")
> [@terentii](#): > > Then I am demented. Or psychotic. Are you sure it isn’t “I am unconscious…or demented” ? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2014, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/805 "2014-11-15T01:58:45Z")
Your stubbornness defies all logic. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2014, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/806 "2014-11-15T06:59:03Z")
> [@vivalostwages](#): > > Are you sure it isn’t “I am unconscious…or demented” ? I must have been unconscious or demented when I wrote that. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2014, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/807 "2014-11-15T13:57:42Z")
And this ship… All this power, surging and throbbing yet under control. Are you like that, Captain? ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2014, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/808 "2014-11-15T15:58:32Z")
I’m sure you’ve noticed the “delightful” aspects of this place. ---
**Author:** ![Greekfreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@Greekfreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greekfreak)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2014, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/809 "2014-11-15T16:44:06Z")
“The uh… imposter had some… _interesting_ differences. Wouldn’t you agree, yeoman?” ---
**Author:** ![Quimby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/22d042/32.png) [@Quimby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quimby)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2014, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/810 "2014-11-15T17:18:43Z")
> [@Greekfreak](#): > > “The uh… imposter had some… _interesting_ differences. Wouldn’t you agree, yeoman?” As an aside, this was the old Star Trek at its worst. They basically implied Rand enjoyed almost being raped. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2014, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/811 "2014-11-15T17:43:20Z")
We’ve both been … pretending too long. Let’s stop pretending! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2014, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/812 "2014-11-15T18:32:24Z")
> [@Quimby](#): > > As an aside, this was the old Star Trek at its worst. They basically implied Rand enjoyed almost being raped. _Spock_ did, in point of fact-very much out of character, even for him and his dry often snarky sense of humor. That’s another one of your problems. Nobody’s told you that you’re an uncivilized savage, a vicious child in a woman’s body, an arrogant monster! ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2014, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/813 "2014-11-15T21:03:33Z")
I don’t know how to make people like me! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2014, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/814 "2014-11-15T21:58:21Z")
Because we don’t like you. Now, \… ---
**Author:** ![May\_20](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce7236/32.png) [@May\_20](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/May_20)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2014, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/815 "2014-11-16T01:19:29Z")
Mister Kim, we’re Starfleet officers. Weird is part of the job. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2014, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/816 "2014-11-16T04:03:19Z")
Mr. Kim… at ease, before you sprain something. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2014, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/817 "2014-11-16T05:37:18Z")
Face front, everyone. Don’t talk. Don’t breathe. Don’t think. You’re at attention. Concentrate on that. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2014, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/818 "2014-11-16T07:58:27Z")
Starfleet Command supersedes your order, sir! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2014, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/819 "2014-11-16T18:23:51Z")
You have received your orders! You will obey my orders. You’ll be charged with mutiny! You will obey my orders or, or… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2014, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/820 "2014-11-16T20:38:14Z")
If I save your butt, your life belongs to me. Isn’t that some kind of Indian custom? ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2014, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/821 "2014-11-16T21:44:48Z")
I am far from the bones of my people. But perhaps there is a powerful being who will embrace me and give me the answers I seek! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=40) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=42)