# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 43
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2014, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/842 "2014-12-03T04:03:37Z")
Sleep… Data… Sleep… ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2014, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/843 "2014-12-03T04:44:30Z")
What went on out there? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2014, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/844 "2014-12-03T22:48:45Z")
> [@terentii](#): > > Do me a favor, Spock. Don’t say it’s “fascinating.” No, but… interesting. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2014, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/845 "2014-12-04T01:42:18Z")
All right, Spock. Whatever your game is, I’ll play it. You want credits, I’ll give them to you. You’ll be a rich man. A command of your own? I can swing that, too. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2014, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/846 "2014-12-04T04:25:59Z")
Oh, well, now. Aren’t you contentious for a minor bipedal species? ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2014, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/847 "2014-12-04T07:42:37Z")
Good cranial development … considerable human ancestry. Explain this trick! ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2014, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/848 "2014-12-04T16:58:32Z")
MUDD: Don’t you think you could possibly, by accident, arrange to leave me behind here? On this planet that would be punishment enough. KIRK: I can’t do that, Harry, but I will appear as a character witness at your trial… If you think that’ll help. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2014, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/849 "2014-12-04T17:11:53Z")
Fine. I’ll see you in court, Harry. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2014, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/850 "2014-12-04T17:42:06Z")
They’ll throw away the key! ☹ ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2014, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/851 "2014-12-04T20:48:28Z")
**You good for nothing…thing…thing…thing.** ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2014, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/852 "2014-12-05T02:45:20Z")
I do hate to see you suffering such a situation, Captain, but truth is truth, and the sad fact is you will deal. Sooner or later, you’ll have to. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2014, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/853 "2014-12-05T02:48:00Z")
A rare case indeed! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2014, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/854 "2014-12-05T03:08:13Z")
Stella, _shut up!_ ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2014, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/855 "2014-12-05T15:15:52Z")
CHEKOV: That unprincipled, evil-minded, lecherous kulak Harry Mudd programmed you? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2014, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/856 "2014-12-05T15:40:36Z")
ALICES: Why should we leave you? KIRK: Because we don’t like you. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2014, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/857 "2014-12-05T16:06:55Z")
This place is even better than I thought! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2014, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/858 "2014-12-05T21:37:31Z")
The nearest thing I can figure out is they’re born pregnant, which seems to be quite a time saver. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2014, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/859 "2014-12-06T01:09:46Z")
My invitation must have gotten lost in subspace. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2014, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/860 "2014-12-06T01:20:15Z")
There will be payment for your slander, Sarek. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2014, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/861 "2014-12-06T01:50:45Z")
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