# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 44
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2014, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/862 "2014-12-06T02:02:59Z")
Wesley: He expects the impossible! LaForge: That’s the short definition of “Captain.” ---
**Author:** ![Quimby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/22d042/32.png) [@Quimby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quimby)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2014, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/863 "2014-12-06T06:07:30Z")
You soured the milk! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2014, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/864 "2014-12-06T13:43:41Z")
Computer, shut this bloody thing off. It’s time I acted my age. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2014, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/865 "2014-12-06T15:01:26Z")
Record ship arrival, dear. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2014, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/866 "2014-12-06T15:15:08Z")
You people certainly have interesting problems! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2014, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/867 "2014-12-06T16:03:48Z")
The ensign… simply got in the way. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2014, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/868 "2014-12-06T17:03:43Z")
Captain… Amb. Sarek and his wife _are_ my parents. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2014, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/869 "2014-12-06T17:21:14Z")
What can you expect from a simpering, devil-eared freak, whose father was a computer and his mother an encyclopedia? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2014, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/870 "2014-12-06T19:21:24Z")
I fail to understand why I should care to induce my mother to purchase falsified patents. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2014, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/871 "2014-12-07T00:11:27Z")
Very nice, Mr Ears! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2014, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/872 "2014-12-07T00:24:59Z")
All right, you mutinous, disloyal, computerized half-breed! We’ll see about you deserting my ship! What makes you think you’re a man? You’re an overgrown jackrabbit; an elf with a hyperactive thyroid! ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2014, 10:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/873 "2014-12-07T10:22:07Z")
Well, frankly, I never liked Earthers. They remind me of Regulan bloodworms. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2014, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/874 "2014-12-07T14:50:59Z")
They also compared you with a Denebian slime devil. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2014, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/875 "2014-12-07T17:23:26Z")
Why do you build such a mystique around a simple biological function? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2014, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/876 "2014-12-07T18:04:45Z")
You’re a traitor from a race of traitors! Disloyal to the core! Rotten…like the rest of your subhuman race! And you’ve got the gall to make love to that girl! ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2014, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/877 "2014-12-07T19:36:08Z")
“That is very logical, Captain.” ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2014, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/878 "2014-12-07T20:49:18Z")
Didn’t think I had it in me, did you? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2014, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/879 "2014-12-07T22:42:13Z")
I’ve lost myself. I do not know who I am. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2014, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/880 "2014-12-08T03:49:12Z")
“you filthy liar!” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2014, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/881 "2014-12-08T16:47:57Z")
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