# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 46
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2015, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/902 "2015-02-10T01:34:38Z")
I want to staystaytaytaytayayayayyyyyyyyyy… ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2015, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/903 "2015-02-10T02:39:29Z")
According to Starfleet medical research… Borg implants can cause severe skin irritations. Perhaps you’d like an analgesic cream? ---
**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2015, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/904 "2015-02-10T04:14:46Z")
I’m a doctor, not a doorstop! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2015, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/905 "2015-02-10T04:29:24Z")
Live long and prosper. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2015, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/906 "2015-02-10T06:08:22Z")
I am afraid I shall do neither. I have just killed my captain. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2015, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/907 "2015-02-10T14:31:16Z")
A Vulcan can no sooner be disloyal than he can exist without breathing. ---
**Author:** ![BrotherCadfael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BrotherCadfael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrotherCadfael)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2015, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/908 "2015-02-10T15:39:21Z")
Do you…\* smell \*something? ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2015, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/909 "2015-02-10T16:47:10Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > Charlie is my darling, my darling, my darling More like: _Charlie’s our new darling, …_ [Again from the Star Trek Transcipts \* site:] “UHURA: (singing) Now from a planet out in space, there comes a lad, not commonplace. A-seeking out his first embrace. He’s saving it for you. Oh, …” [snippet copied] * * * - [The Star Trek Transcripts - Charlie X](http://www.chakoteya.net/StarTrek/8.htm) [“Charlie X” episode] [Star Trek Transcripts - Episode listing](http://www.chakoteya.net/StarTrek/episodes.htm) [Original Series episode list] ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2015, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/910 "2015-02-10T16:48:03Z")
Since the days of the first wooden vessels, all ship masters have had one happy privilege: that of uniting two people in the bonds of matrimony. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2015, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/911 "2015-02-10T17:01:16Z")
Uhura is busy. I am monitoring. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2015, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/912 "2015-02-10T17:48:26Z")
Sorry, neither… ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2015, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/913 "2015-02-10T23:40:46Z")
I know what time it is. I don’t need a bloomin’ cuckoo clock. ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2015, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/914 "2015-02-11T00:16:24Z")
SPOCK: Vulcan has no moon, Miss Uhura. UHURA: I’m not surprised, Mister Spock. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2015, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/915 "2015-02-11T00:24:10Z")
Damage control is easy. Reading Klingon… THAT’S hard. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2015, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/916 "2015-02-11T00:25:14Z")
I know this ship like the back of my hand. ::BONK!:: ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2015, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/917 "2015-02-11T00:26:29Z")
Cold it was! Like the stinking draught of a slaughterhouse… ---
**Author:** ![racepug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@racepug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racepug)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2015, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/918 "2015-02-11T00:51:30Z")
“I believed in you. I thought you had potential. But apparently I was wrong. May whatever god you believe in…have mercy on your soul. This court stands adjourned.” ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2015, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/919 "2015-02-11T00:53:08Z")
SULU: Entering Romulan Neutral Zone, sir. All sensors on maximum. STOCKER: Thank you, Mister Sulu. Lieutenant Uhura, let me know if we contact any Romulan. (The ship is shaken by an impact.) UHURA: I think we just made contact, sir. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2015, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/920 "2015-02-11T02:00:24Z")
I’m impressed. For a moment there, I thought you were just a dumb hick who only has sex with farm animals. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2015, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/921 "2015-02-11T14:28:37Z")
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