# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 47
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2015, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/922 "2015-02-11T17:52:07Z")
I’m a doctor, not a dragonslayer. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2015, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/923 "2015-02-11T17:56:05Z")
I don’t think some of these are actually from Star Trek. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2015, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/924 "2015-02-11T18:03:50Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > I’m impressed. For a moment there, I thought you were just a dumb hick who only has sex with farm animals. Dang, this one took me by surprise. I’ve only seen the reboot once. Carry on! ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2015, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/925 "2015-02-11T18:20:17Z")
> [@AncientHumanoid](#): > > I don’t think some of these are actually from Star Trek. 😕 Which episode or movie are you quoting? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2015, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/926 "2015-02-11T18:49:51Z")
> [@FUTBOL!](#): > > 😕 > > Which episode or movie are you quoting? Discarded scripts I found in Berman’s trash. :eek: Real answer: see post 923 . ---
**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2015, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/927 "2015-02-11T19:45:48Z")
Interrogative? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2015, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/928 "2015-02-11T20:21:44Z")
Take it. It’s not a cheat. It’s a miracle for some man who can appreciate it and who needs it. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2015, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/929 "2015-02-13T01:41:21Z")
The best diplomat I know is a fully activated phaser bank. ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2015, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/930 "2015-02-19T08:08:42Z")
The thralls surrender ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2015, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/931 "2015-02-19T15:05:50Z")
The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few or the one. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2015, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/932 "2015-02-19T17:04:59Z")
Are you sure it isn’t time for a colorful metaphor? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2015, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/933 "2015-02-19T17:10:28Z")
It’s like a jigsaw puzzle, all one color. No key to where the pieces fit in. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2015, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/934 "2015-02-19T18:38:48Z")
Double dumbass on you! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2015, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/935 "2015-02-19T20:07:31Z")
Kirk: “Are you afraid of cars?” Spock: “Not at all, Captain. It’s your driving that alarms me.” ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2015, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/936 "2015-02-19T20:30:33Z")
The body is an empty shell. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2015, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/937 "2015-02-19T20:39:51Z")
It should be hauled away _AS_ garbage! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2015, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/938 "2015-02-19T23:37:23Z")
Where it will be no tribble at all. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2015, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/939 "2015-02-20T02:38:21Z")
And if my grandmother had wheels, she’d be a wagon. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2015, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/940 "2015-02-22T20:39:09Z")
Damn it, man, I’m a doctor, not a torpedo technician! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2015, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/941 "2015-02-22T20:43:56Z")
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