# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 48
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2015, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/942 "2015-02-23T00:53:45Z")
_ **Don’t you think I know that?** _ There was, but not anymore. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2015, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/943 "2015-02-23T01:27:36Z")
Vulcans never bluff. ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2015, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/944 "2015-02-23T02:26:11Z")
I don’t like to lose. ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2015, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/945 "2015-02-23T12:26:29Z")
… And this is for my good? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2015, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/946 "2015-02-23T14:18:00Z")
Shut up, Stella! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2015, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/947 "2015-02-23T14:27:43Z")
Lieutenant Uhura, this may be crucial. In the presence of the Kzinti, do not say anything. Do not do anything startling. Try to look harmless. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2015, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/948 "2015-02-23T15:32:33Z")
Oh, him? He’s harmless. Back in the sixties, he was part of the free speech movement at Berkeley. I think he did a little too much LDS. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2015, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/949 "2015-02-23T15:54:12Z")
What have I done? ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2015, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/950 "2015-02-23T16:13:11Z")
And what a brave new world that has such creatures in it! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2015, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/951 "2015-02-23T16:19:45Z")
There are times when I envy you, Mr. Data. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2015, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/952 "2015-02-23T16:44:33Z")
Gem! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2015, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/953 "2015-02-23T18:47:24Z")
Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttttt… ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2015, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/954 "2015-02-23T19:26:35Z")
Ugh! Human females are so repulsive. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2015, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/955 "2015-02-23T20:04:26Z")
This is where the law is. Not in that homogenized, pasteurized, synthesized… do you want to know the law? The ancient concepts in their own language? Learn the intent of the men who wrote them, from Moses to the Tribunal of Alpha III? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2015, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/956 "2015-02-24T01:19:10Z")
Doctor Bashir: So let me get this straight: you want me to lie to my commanding officer, violate Starfleet regulations and go with you on a mission into the Gamma Quadrant, which will probably get us both killed. Elim Garak: I’m ready when you are. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2015, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/957 "2015-02-24T14:49:50Z")
Just like the Federation! ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/958 "2015-02-26T00:38:09Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > Just like the Federation! Was that the root beer sampling scene in a DS9 episode? ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/959 "2015-02-26T00:46:37Z")
The largest useful thing you can carry with you is a towel. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/960 "2015-02-26T00:54:40Z")
> [@FUTBOL!](#): > > Was that the root beer sampling scene in a DS9 episode? Yes - one of my favorite DS9 scenes: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VhSm6G7cVk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VhSm6G7cVk) In play: Might I trouble you for a glass of kanar? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/961 "2015-02-26T01:00:49Z")
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