# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 49
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/962 "2015-02-26T01:53:04Z")
So, if you jump up and down like an idiot, that is considered funny? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/963 "2015-02-26T02:03:32Z")
Kirk may be a swaggering, overbearing, tin-plated dictator with delusions of godhood, but he isn’t soft. ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/964 "2015-02-26T16:25:17Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > Yes - one of my favorite DS9 scenes: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VhSm6G7cVk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VhSm6G7cVk) > > In play: > > Might I trouble you for a glass of kanar? I wonder then, what he would have thought of hard root beer. And did he know of the workings of the Federation’s Section 31? Seems that might have improved his feeling for the Feds. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/965 "2015-02-26T17:09:38Z")
> [@FUTBOL!](#): > > And did he know of the workings of the Federation’s Section 31? > > Seems that might have improved his feeling for the Feds. At that point in the series, no. Quote: Apparently, outlawing violent thought hasn’t made it go away. All you’ve done is force people to share it in back alleys. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/966 "2015-02-26T18:12:08Z")
Now he tells me. ---
**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/967 "2015-02-26T20:54:37Z")
Open hailing frequencies! Course laid in, Captain. Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my pants! I have. A. Hunch. It didn’t happen. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/968 "2015-02-26T21:57:44Z")
They like you very much, but they are not the hell your whales. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2015, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/969 "2015-02-27T01:37:29Z")
I’ve smelled better _viinerine_ on prison ships. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2015, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/970 "2015-02-27T04:27:54Z")
Guinan: It’s an Earth drink. Prune juice. Lieutenant Worf: A warrior’s drink! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2015, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/971 "2015-02-27T17:10:31Z")
Trelane! Stop that nonsense at once or you’ll not be permitted to make any more planets! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2015, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/972 "2015-02-27T21:32:34Z")
[Only one character allowed for the rest of the day, we all know who…] I have been, and always shall be, your friend. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2015, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/973 "2015-02-27T21:36:48Z")
Live long, and prosper. [R.I.P. :(] ---
**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2015, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/974 "2015-02-27T21:39:59Z")
“Logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.” ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2015, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/975 "2015-02-27T21:52:59Z")
We are assembled here today to pay final respects to our honored dead. And yet it should be noted that in the midst of our sorrow, this death takes place in the shadow of new life, the sunrise of a new world; a world that our beloved comrade gave his life to protect and nourish. He did not feel this sacrifice a vain or empty one, and we will not debate his profound wisdom at these proceedings. Of my friend, I can only say this: of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most… human. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2015, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/976 "2015-02-27T21:55:46Z")
Really, Dr. McCoy. You must learn to govern your passions; they will be your undoing. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2015, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/977 "2015-02-27T22:30:12Z")
Fascinating. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2015, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/978 "2015-02-27T23:08:02Z")
_Father!_ I am not our father. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2015, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/979 "2015-02-27T23:44:55Z")
Congratulation, Doctor. You may yet cure the common cold. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2015, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/980 "2015-02-27T23:47:39Z")
He is intelligent, but not experienced. His pattern indicates two-dimensional thinking. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2015, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/981 "2015-02-28T00:31:08Z")
Stonn, she is yours. After a time, you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing after all as wanting. It is not logical, but it is often true. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=48) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=50)