# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 50
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2015, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/982 "2015-02-28T01:15:27Z")
One damn minute, Admiral. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2015, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/983 "2015-02-28T01:18:47Z")
I have little to say about it, captain. Except that for the first time in my life, I was happy. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2015, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/984 "2015-02-28T01:34:27Z")
Gracie is pregnant. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2015, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/985 "2015-02-28T01:54:47Z")
Open your mind; we move together… our minds sharing the same thoughts… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2015, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/986 "2015-02-28T02:16:29Z")
Sir, there is a multi-legged creature crawling on your shoulder. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2015, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/987 "2015-02-28T02:31:39Z")
Only Nixon can go to China. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2015, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/988 "2015-02-28T03:03:51Z")
It is the end of life. Eternity stops. Sadness for the end of things. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2015, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/989 "2015-02-28T04:29:12Z")
Jim. Your name…is Jim. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2015, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/990 "2015-02-28T04:43:58Z")
I am endeavoring, ma’am, to construct a mnemonic memory circuit using stone knives and bearskins. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2015, 10:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/991 "2015-02-28T10:42:21Z")
Logic is a wreath of pretty flowers… which smell BAD ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2015, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/992 "2015-02-28T16:19:24Z")
I do not approve; I _understand_. ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2015, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/993 "2015-02-28T18:47:22Z")
(Spock is stoking the boiler when Edith comes in to confront them.) EDITH: That toolbox was locked with a combination lock and you opened it like a real pro. Why did you do it? SPOCK: I needed the fine tools for my radio work. They’d have been returned in the morning. EDITH: I’m sorry, I can’t. KIRK: _ **If Mister Spock says that he needs the tools and that they’ll be returned tomorrow morning, you can bet your reputation on that, Miss Keeler.** _ With corrected punctuation and spacing & italics added, from: > **[The Star Trek Transcripts - The City on the Edge of Forever](http://www.chakoteya.net/StarTrek/28.htm)** > > Star Trek Enterprise episode transcripts ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2015, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/994 "2015-02-28T18:57:27Z")
It’s not at all surprising, Doctor. He’s probably terrified of your beads and rattles. ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2015, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/995 "2015-02-28T20:00:38Z")
Well, that’s better than “Hey, you.” ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2015, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/996 "2015-02-28T20:26:12Z")
Ah… the giants. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2015, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/997 "2015-02-28T20:51:20Z")
You couldn’t pronounce it. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2015, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/998 "2015-02-28T22:35:00Z")
A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2015, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/999 "2015-02-28T22:55:12Z")
If you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2015, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1000 "2015-03-01T02:11:01Z")
As I recall, I opposed your enlistment in Starfleet. It is possible that judgment was incorrect. Your associates are people of good character. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2015, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1001 "2015-03-01T02:17:47Z")
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