# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 51
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2015, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1002 "2015-03-01T03:27:52Z")
The isolated glimpses of things I saw when I touched Kelinda’s mind are beginning to coalesce in my consciousness. The Kelvans have superior intellectual capacity. To achieve it, they’ve apparently sacrificed anything which would tend to distract them - perceptive senses such as taste, touch, smell, and, of course, emotions. ---
**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2015, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1003 "2015-03-01T06:27:33Z")
Spock acted in the only logical manner open to him. One does not thank logic, Amanda. ---
**Author:** ![Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ac8455/32.png) [@Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Your_Great_Darsh_Face)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2015, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1004 "2015-03-01T07:48:29Z")
Spock: Emotional, isn’t she? Sarek: She has always been that way. Spock: Indeed? Why did you marry her? Sarek: At the time, it seemed the logical thing to do. ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2015, 9:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1005 "2015-03-01T09:25:37Z")
After a time, you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing after all as wanting. It is not logical, but it is often true. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2015, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1006 "2015-03-01T15:14:15Z")
[Chekhov screams again.] ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2015, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1007 "2015-03-01T18:41:09Z")
Your Agonizer, please. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2015, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1008 "2015-03-01T21:43:28Z")
Poetry, Captain? Non-regulation. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2015, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1009 "2015-03-01T23:40:35Z")
Hail, hail, fire and snow. Call the angel, we will go. Far away, for to see, friendly Angel come to me. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2015, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1010 "2015-03-02T00:41:44Z")
Nyah Nyah Nyah Nyah… ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2015, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1011 "2015-03-02T00:43:01Z")
Bonk Bonk! On the head! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2015, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1012 "2015-03-02T05:33:06Z")
Is that a girl? ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2015, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1013 "2015-03-02T15:25:28Z")
That’s a girl! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2015, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1014 "2015-03-02T15:28:04Z")
My oath of celibacy is on record, Captain. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2015, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1015 "2015-03-02T19:16:02Z")
Of course you should come! The splendor of fighting and killing; a bloodbath in the cause of vengeance - who wouldn’t want to come? ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2015, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1016 "2015-03-03T00:33:48Z")
You bleed! You bleed, Kirok! Behold a god who bleeds! [(Camelot)](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luVjkTEIoJc) ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2015, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1017 "2015-03-03T00:51:09Z")
What does God need with a starship? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2015, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1018 "2015-03-03T02:04:31Z")
I didn’t mean to say that the Enterprise should be hauling garbage. I meant to say that it should be hauled away AS garbage! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2015, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1019 "2015-03-03T15:37:55Z")
Commence station security log, stardate 47282.5 - At the request of Commander Sisko, I will hereafter be recording a daily log of law enforcement affairs. The reason for this exercise is beyond my comprehension, except perhaps that Humans have a compulsion to keep records and lists and files. So many in fact, that they have to invent new ways to store them microscopically. Otherwise their records would overrun all known civilization. My own very adequate memory not being good enough for Starfleet, I am pleased to put my voice to this official record of this day. Everything’s under control. End log. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2015, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1020 "2015-03-03T17:12:29Z")
You don’t have the _lobes_. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2015, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1021 "2015-03-03T23:02:11Z")
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