# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 52
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2015, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1022 "2015-03-03T23:20:18Z")
Throw him off the cliff! Hurry! The gods must be appeased with fresh blood! Hurry! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2015, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1023 "2015-03-04T01:04:21Z")
You are not of the Body! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2015, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1024 "2015-03-04T01:47:37Z")
I love you. But I hate _you_. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2015, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1025 "2015-03-05T14:34:52Z")
Jean-Luc! It’s so good to see you again. How about a big hug? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2015, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1026 "2015-03-05T15:19:15Z")
Growl for me, Worf. Eat any good books lately? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2015, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1027 "2015-03-05T17:54:27Z")
My hair does not require trimming, you lunkhead. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2015, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1028 "2015-03-05T19:47:58Z")
Please don’t feel compelled now to tell me the story of “The Boy Who Cried ‘Worf’”. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1029 "2015-03-06T15:12:13Z")
Hoch jaghpu’Daj HoHbogh SuvwI’ yIvup. (Pity the warrior who slays all his foes.) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1030 "2015-03-06T19:41:22Z")
My dear girl, I am a doctor. When I peek, it’s in the line of duty. ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1031 "2015-03-06T22:36:11Z")
Q: … Number Two… ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1032 "2015-03-06T23:15:46Z")
For them there are only two choices, one or zero - yes or no. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2015, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1033 "2015-03-07T00:35:40Z")
“Oochy wootchy koochy coo,” Captain? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2015, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1034 "2015-03-07T01:26:21Z")
The more complex the mind, the greater the need for the simplicity of play. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2015, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1035 "2015-03-07T03:21:51Z")
I bet you were a jumper. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2015, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1036 "2015-03-07T04:57:09Z")
Congratulations, you are fully dilated to ten centimeters. You may now give birth. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2015, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1037 "2015-03-07T13:22:48Z")
Captain’s log: Stardate…Armageddon. ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2015, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1038 "2015-03-07T20:33:34Z")
Captain’s log, stardate unknown. During an ion storm… (But you’d think that since no time-travel was involved, only a dimensional shift, he could go by subjective time, which in all likelihood would match the time where he was.) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2015, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1039 "2015-03-07T22:03:37Z")
I have never questioned the orders or the intelligence of any representative of the Federation. Until now. ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2015, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1040 "2015-03-08T21:11:15Z")
Captain, it’s quite all right. They forget I am half human. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2015, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1041 "2015-03-08T22:19:20Z")
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