# Random Star Trek Quotes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Tags:** star-trek-paramount\
**Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1042 "2015-03-09T00:52:12Z")

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Your band of murderers did this.  
Your genocidal maniacs did this!

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**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1043 "2015-03-09T00:56:59Z")

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BELE: You’re finished, Lokai! … You’re dead, you half-white!

LOKAI: … I’ll take you with me, you half-black.

😕

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1044 "2015-03-09T13:43:33Z")

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Change is the essential process of all existence.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1045 "2015-03-09T13:55:42Z")

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Don’t move. You’ll only die harder.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2015, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1046 "2015-03-10T18:59:26Z")

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That green-blooded son of a bitch! It’s his revenge for all the arguments he lost.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2015, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1047 "2015-03-11T00:30:29Z")

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Normal is what everyone else is and you are not.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2015, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1048 "2015-03-11T03:16:10Z")

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I’m concerned about the boy, Jim.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2015, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1049 "2015-03-11T03:30:07Z")

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Peace, or utter destruction. It’s up to you.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2015, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1050 "2015-03-11T17:17:34Z")

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“Random chance seems to have operated in our favor.”  
“In plain, non-Vulcan English, we’ve been lucky.”  
“I believe I said that, Doctor.”

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2015, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1051 "2015-03-11T19:12:08Z")

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Are you out of your Vulcan mind?

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2015, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1052 "2015-03-12T00:50:34Z")

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Off the deep end, Mr. Scott.

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**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2015, 8:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1053 "2015-03-12T08:44:11Z")

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I’m in control of my emotions… Control of my emotions… I am an officer. An officer. My duty. My duty is… (great sobbing)

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2015, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1054 "2015-03-12T12:04:44Z")

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I’ve got it, the disease. Love. You’re better off without it, and I’m better off without mine. This vessel, I give, she takes. She won’t permit me my life. I’ve got to live hers.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2015, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1055 "2015-03-12T14:14:41Z")

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You know, coming back in time, changing history… that’s cheating.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2015, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1056 "2015-03-12T20:19:57Z")

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If you can’t take a little bloody nose, maybe you ought to go back home and crawl under your bed. It’s not safe out here. It’s wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross. But it’s not for the timid.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2015, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1057 "2015-03-13T00:27:02Z")

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Seven of Nine: You will be assimilated.

Neelix: No time for that now. Maybe later.

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**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2015, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1058 "2015-03-24T18:13:50Z")

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Voice from two cubes: We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.

The only response: \<Two blasts of energy which instantly destroy each of the cubes.\>

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2015, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1059 "2015-03-25T14:19:03Z")

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[[Photon Torpedo fire](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34FsrucOOBY)]

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2015, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1060 "2015-03-25T18:35:17Z")

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Fire at will!

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2015, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1061 "2015-03-25T20:07:49Z")

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[Riker looks up]. :eek:

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