# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 54
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2015, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1062 "2015-03-25T23:33:28Z")
**^** Probably my favorite line/reaction shot in all the movies/TV shows. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2015, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1063 "2015-03-26T00:54:51Z")
I knew it was you! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2015, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1064 "2015-03-27T12:17:04Z")
Spock, you traitorous pig, I’ll hang you up by your Vulcan ears! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2015, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1065 "2015-03-27T12:50:19Z")
Vulcans never bluff. ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2015, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1066 "2015-03-27T13:36:26Z")
KIRK: (having to be held back by the guards) I’ll kill you, you filthy traitor! I’ll kill you! I’ll kill you! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2015, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1067 "2015-03-27T15:42:15Z")
He is not sane. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2015, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1068 "2015-03-27T18:19:35Z")
Indeed, gentlemen. May I point out that I had an opportunity to observe your counterparts here quite closely. They were brutal, savage, unprincipled, uncivilized, treacherous - in every way splendid examples of homo sapiens, the very flower of humanity. I found them quite refreshing. ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2015, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1069 "2015-03-27T23:22:12Z")
SPOCK: Being split in two halves is no theory with me, Doctor. I have a human half, you see, as well as an alien half, submerged, constantly at war with each other. Personal experience, Doctor. I survive it because my intelligence wins over both, makes them live together… ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2015, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1070 "2015-03-28T02:28:57Z")
You are not Morg or Eymorg. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2015, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1071 "2015-03-29T14:57:10Z")
We are the Borg. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2015, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1072 "2015-03-29T17:46:49Z")
“Captain.” Even when he doesn’t say it, he says it. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2015, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1073 "2015-03-29T18:48:22Z")
I want you dead! Oh, I’m never going to be the captain. Never. Kill him. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2015, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1074 "2015-03-30T03:22:14Z")
I don’t need any more Antarean glow-water. I use it to polish the Spican flame gems. ---
**Author:** ![Anon01245](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b77776/32.png) [@Anon01245](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anon01245)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2015, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1075 "2015-03-30T20:19:10Z")
He’s dead Jim. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2015, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1076 "2015-03-30T23:49:04Z")
Captain James T. Kirk: [regarding Spock] You’ve got him on complete life support. Was he dead? Dr. McCoy: He was worse than dead. Captain James T. Kirk: What do you mean? Dr. McCoy: Jim… Captain James T. Kirk: Come on, Bones, what’s the mystery? Dr. McCoy: His brain is gone. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2015, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1077 "2015-03-31T01:07:16Z")
t’s hard to believe that a man could die of loneliness. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2015, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1078 "2015-04-02T13:12:34Z")
You’re a police officer. I recognize the traditional accoutrements. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2015, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1079 "2015-04-06T16:30:06Z")
We’re Starfleet officers. Weird is part of the job. ---
**Author:** ![Anon01245](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b77776/32.png) [@Anon01245](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anon01245)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2015, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1080 "2015-04-06T20:15:38Z")
Red Alert! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2015, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1081 "2015-04-06T21:48:00Z")
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