# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 55
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2015, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1082 "2015-04-08T20:08:05Z")
Shut up, Stella! _Shut up!_ ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2015, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1083 "2015-04-08T21:35:39Z")
Come for the Festival, ay-yuh? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2015, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1084 "2015-04-09T00:25:28Z")
You speak very strangely, friend. Are you from away? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2015, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1085 "2015-04-09T02:24:03Z")
tlhIngan maH! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2015, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1086 "2015-04-15T00:02:21Z")
I am NOMAD! I am perfect! ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2015, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1087 "2015-04-15T14:28:58Z")
I am **not** Herbert. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2015, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1088 "2015-04-19T23:49:39Z")
Harcourt Fenton Mudd! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2015, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1089 "2015-04-20T00:57:45Z")
Leo Francis Walsh. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2015, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1090 "2015-04-20T01:42:52Z")
(not spoken) James M Kirk (yes, I know, take it up with the props dept) ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2015, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1091 "2015-04-20T22:07:08Z")
You couldn’t pronounce it. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2015, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1092 "2015-04-21T00:32:01Z")
> [@AncientHumanoid](#): > > (not spoken) > > James M Kirk > > (yes, I know, take it up with the props dept) Ahem: [http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/\_\_cb20110406052237/memoryalpha/en/images/1/12/James\_R\_Kirk\_tombstone.jpg](http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110406052237/memoryalpha/en/images/1/12/James_R_Kirk_tombstone.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2015, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1093 "2015-04-21T00:56:58Z")
So her first name’s Nyota? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2015, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1094 "2015-04-21T01:19:10Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > Ahem: [http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/\_\_cb20110406052237/memoryalpha/en/images/1/12/James\_R\_Kirk\_tombstone.jpg](http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110406052237/memoryalpha/en/images/1/12/James_R_Kirk_tombstone.jpg) R… :smack: I like M. I will lobby to have the past changed. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2015, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1095 "2015-04-21T03:53:28Z")
Data: I hate it. It is revolting! Guinan: More? Data: Please. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2015, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1096 "2015-04-28T22:39:21Z")
My chicken sandwich and coffee. This is my chicken sandwich and coffee! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2015, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1097 "2015-04-29T01:04:55Z")
I… have had enough… of YOU! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2015, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1098 "2015-04-29T03:24:27Z")
Spock, you traitorous pig, I’ll hang you up by your Vulcan ears! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2015, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1099 "2015-04-30T23:58:23Z")
One damn minute, Admiral. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2015, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1100 "2015-05-01T01:44:51Z")
Who wants to counteract Paradise, Jim-boy? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2015, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1101 "2015-05-01T01:58:09Z")
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