# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 58
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2015, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1142 "2015-07-13T18:20:16Z")
> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#): > > If I jumped every time a light came on around here, I’d end up talking to myself. … SPOCK: Then employ one of your own superstitions. Wish me luck. (Silence and stares, then McCoy opens the hangar deck door. Spock walks across and into the Galileo. The doors shut.) MCCOY: Good luck, Spock. ---
**Author:** ![BrotherCadfael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BrotherCadfael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrotherCadfael)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2015, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1143 "2015-07-13T18:26:07Z")
> [@Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](#): > > Spock: Emotional, isn’t she? > Sarek: She has always been that way. > Spock: Indeed? Why did you marry her? > Sarek: At the time, it seemed the logical thing to do. “You’re WHAT???” ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2015, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1144 "2015-07-13T19:15:58Z")
> [@FUTBOL!](#): > > ALIEN: Emotive. Electro-chemical stimulus response. Cranial plate, bipedal locomotion, endoskeletal. Contiguous external integument. > > … > > ALIEN: Hierarchical collective command structure. > > – From TNG, Season 4: “The Nth Degree”. I remember that one as well. Mine is from TOS, S1, Ep28 ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2015, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1145 "2015-07-14T00:07:47Z")
Look, fella, you take a sip too much of that old wood alky, and, and almost anything seems like it… ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2015, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1146 "2015-07-14T02:30:18Z")
“Well, I must admit the sensor readings seem too good. Human readings, yes, but not a single physical flaw. Totally perfect body.” From the last episode of Season 2, TOS: “Assignment Earth” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2015, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1147 "2015-07-14T05:01:35Z")
Well, what do you know? I finally got the last word. ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2015, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1148 "2015-07-14T18:27:40Z")
“Remember!” ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2015, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1149 "2015-07-14T22:44:42Z")
Forget… ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1150 "2015-07-15T00:03:59Z")
Um, what? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1151 "2015-07-15T04:05:41Z")
I trust you will not. It would avail you nothing. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1152 "2015-07-15T13:05:12Z")
Edited, adjusted, subverted me, but I won’t forget! I won’t forget! You, you’re so blind ignorant. You believe I belong back there, don’t you? Dead or alive. Well, I won’t let you take me back. I’m not going! I’ll die first! Do you hear? I’m not going! No! No! No. ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1153 "2015-07-15T15:02:41Z")
> [@BrotherCadfael](#): > > “You’re WHAT???” "Tin Roof…_rusted"_ 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![thestrangeness](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b782af/32.png) [@thestrangeness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thestrangeness)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1154 "2015-07-15T15:56:13Z")
Rumors of my assimilation are greatly exaggerated. –CAPTAIN PICARD, Star Trek: First Contact ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1155 "2015-07-15T16:05:15Z")
> [@Enola\_Straight](#): > > "Tin Roof…_rusted"_ > 🆒 That was episode #B-52. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1156 "2015-07-15T16:36:00Z")
Haven’t you got any god damned feelings about that!? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1157 "2015-07-15T17:18:12Z")
The hell I don’t… ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1158 "2015-07-15T20:40:05Z")
Double dumbass on YOU! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1159 "2015-07-16T04:50:46Z")
In simpler language, Captain, sir, they _drafted_ me. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1160 "2015-07-16T12:24:44Z")
I never answer questions from plebes, Jimmy boy. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1161 "2015-07-16T20:55:29Z")
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