# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 59
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2015, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1162 "2015-07-17T01:27:48Z")
Accept from us this symbol of total logic. ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2015, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1163 "2015-07-17T11:47:35Z")
… I was just noticing your Vulcan IDIC, Mister Spock. Is it a reminder that, as a Vulcan, you can mind-link with the Medusans far better than I could? KIRK: Well, I doubt that Mister Spock would don the most revered of all Vulcan symbols merely to annoy you, Doctor Jones. SPOCK: As a matter of fact, I wear it this evening to honor you, Doctor. MIRANDA: Indeed? - From [TOS](http://www.chakoteya.net/StarTrek/episodes.htm) Season 3, “Is There in Truth No Beauty?” ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2015, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1164 "2015-07-17T14:28:14Z")
Our minds so empty like a sponge, needing thoughts, begging. Empty. Loneliness. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2015, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1165 "2015-07-20T16:21:01Z")
You green-blooded, inhuman–! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2015, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1166 "2015-07-20T16:25:57Z")
I’m really quite dull. I fall asleep each night with an old book in my hands. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2015, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1167 "2015-07-21T00:21:42Z")
RAND: Miri. She really loved you, you know. KIRK: Yes. I never get involved with older women, Yeoman. ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2015, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1168 "2015-07-21T01:32:25Z")
CREW: Why… Why …it’s Mister… KIRK: Spock! … Spock. SPOCK: Commander, if I may? DECKER: If… Oh! SPOCK: I have been monitoring your communications with Starfleet Command, Captain, I’m aware of your engine design difficulties. … I offer my services as science officer. … With all due respect, Commander. KIRK: If our Exec has no objections? DECKER: Of course not. I’m well aware of Mister Spock’s qualifications. KIRK: Mister Chekov, log Mister Spock’s Starfleet commission reactivated, list him as Science Officer, … both effective immediately. CHAPEL: Mister Spock!!! McCOY: Well, so help me, I’m actually pleased to see you. UHURA: It’s how we all feel, Mister Spock. * * * \\*\*\* SPOCK: Captain, with your permission, I will now discuss these fuel equations with the Engineer. KIRK: Mister Spock, welcome aboard. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2015, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1169 "2015-07-28T19:53:55Z")
Baby needs a new pair of shoes. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2015, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1170 "2015-07-28T22:41:20Z")
The name of the game is called, uh… fizzbin. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2015, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1171 "2015-07-29T00:12:11Z")
Wait! Wait! Hear me! We can’t wager for trifles like quatloos. The stakes must be higher. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2015, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1172 "2015-07-29T16:18:20Z")
I have never calculated them, Captain. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2015, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1173 "2015-07-30T23:08:10Z")
Not chess, Mr. Spock. Poker! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2015, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1174 "2015-07-31T00:05:09Z")
Vulcans never bluff. ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2015, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1175 "2015-07-31T16:39:34Z")
KALO: Listen, Kirk, I can play anything you can figure out. Take the cards, big man. Show us how it’s played. :rolleyes: (Famous last words!) ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2015, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1176 "2015-07-31T16:45:46Z")
“This used to be me.” –Ensign Ro ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2015, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1177 "2015-07-31T22:22:36Z")
I’m not a computer. Test me. Ask me to solve any-equate-transmit. Christine, Christine, let me prove myself! Does this make such a difference? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2015, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1178 "2015-08-01T01:13:59Z")
That’s not very damn funny. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2015, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1179 "2015-08-01T03:52:39Z")
Only this way can we… be… happy. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2015, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1180 "2015-08-01T19:19:53Z")
His title is “Boss.” ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2015, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/1181 "2015-08-01T20:50:44Z")
You’re a penny-ante operator. Sit down. All right, Spocko, cover him. Now listen, sweetheart. The Federation’s moving in, taking over. You play ball, we’ll cut you in. You don’t, you’re out. All the way out. You know what I mean? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=58) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=60)