# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/101 "2014-09-11T04:52:04Z")
> [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](#): > > Sorry, neither. I was going to post that one. Kirk: Oh, the complete works of Jacqueline Susann, the novels of Harold Robbins… Spock: Ah… The giants. ---
**Author:** ![standingwave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@standingwave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/standingwave)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/102 "2014-09-11T06:24:16Z")
Sulu: I’ll protect you, fair maiden! Uhura: Sorry. Neither ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/103 "2014-09-11T07:47:49Z")
(Scotty picks up computer mouse.) Scotty: Hello, computer. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/104 "2014-09-11T08:01:19Z")
Worf! Eat any good books lately? ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 9:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/105 "2014-09-11T09:06:29Z")
NO KILL I x ---
**Author:** ![Mince](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Mince](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mince)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/106 "2014-09-11T11:28:57Z")
He went wild…he slit…their throats. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/107 "2014-09-11T12:04:43Z")
That is exactly why I hate you. Because you are identical. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/108 "2014-09-11T12:43:29Z")
Genesis is planet forbidden! I go NOT! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/109 "2014-09-11T13:06:26Z")
Redjac Redjac Redjac… you’ll all die… hahahaha… die die die kill kill kill… ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/110 "2014-09-11T13:09:39Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > Wrong thread. Sorry. You are not of the body… ---
**Author:** ![NoCoolUserName](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5fc32e/32.png) [@NoCoolUserName](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NoCoolUserName)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/111 "2014-09-11T13:28:29Z")
Never give up, never surrender! ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/112 "2014-09-11T13:52:20Z")
> [@JRDelirious](#): > > “The guilty party has his choice: death by electrocution, death by gas, death by phaser, death by hanging…” > [@terentii](#): > > “Are you trying to be funny, Mr Spock?” > > “Never!” I’m convinced Spock uses pedantry as a subtle form of sarcasm. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/113 "2014-09-11T14:04:06Z")
Fascinating. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/114 "2014-09-11T14:07:20Z")
May the Great Bird of the Galaxy bless your planet. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/115 "2014-09-11T15:21:30Z")
Sir, you have a multi-legged creature crawling on your shoulder. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/116 "2014-09-11T16:23:00Z")
Well, how do we know he didn’t invent the thing? ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/117 "2014-09-11T16:38:20Z")
How many times have I got to tell you - use the right tool for the right job ---
**Author:** ![mlees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@mlees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mlees)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/118 "2014-09-11T16:41:19Z")
He’s a sorceror, that one. He reads the thoughts in my brain. ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/119 "2014-09-11T16:52:31Z")
One is the beginning. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/120 "2014-09-11T16:59:50Z")
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